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35 M Long Island City, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:22am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a New York-born former-computer-scientist now-lawyer Queens-resident Manhattan-employed theater-going TV-watching music-listening cat-owning gay. And yes, I did just use "gay" as a noun. But I did it ironically, so that makes it okay.

I am also no longer on the market. Sorry.

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What I’m doing with my life
I am an attorney at a big law firm. Someday I hope to contribute to the LGBT rights movement in some small way. For now I'm just paying back my not-as-large-as-they-were-three-years-ago student loans.
The first things people usually notice about me
1. My neutral facial expression, which people tell me makes me look like I'm unhappy. I'm not unhappy - it's just my face.
2. Sense of humor alternating between dry wit and bluest gutter.
3. Tendency to make esoteric references in casual conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't play favorites. Among my more favored are:

(storytellers) Edwin Abbott Abbott, J.J. Abrams, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Margaret Atwood, Peter S. Beagle, Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, Umberto Eco, Michael Ende, Theodor Geisel, Ira Glass, William Goldman, Stephen King, Madeleine L'Engle, Randall Munroe, J.K. Rowling, David Sedaris, Shel Silverstein, Tom Stoppard, J.R.R. Tolkien, Bill Watterson, Joss Whedon, Tennessee Williams, Virginia Woolf

(words) facetious, maleficent, caterjune, haughty, obsequious, admirable, yearning, perspicacious, rhapsody, whimsical, libertine, jiggle, ziggurat, divine, klaxon, smarmy, emerald, voluptuous, nominal, bouillabaise, irascible, trenchant, utmost, queasy, gumption, xylene

(movies) Amadeus, American Beauty, Beaches, Beautiful Thing, Best in Show, Brokeback Mountain, Clue, The Dark Crystal, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Groundhog Day, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, A Knight's Tale, Labyrinth, Legally Blonde, Moulin Rouge, Office Space, The Princess Bride, Real Genius, The Shawshank Redemption, The Silence of the Lambs, Trick, Up, Wall•E, The Wedding Singer

(shows - television) 30 Rock, Big Love, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Fraggle Rock, Fringe, House, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, LOST, The Office, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, South Park, Star Trek: The Next Generation, True Blood

(shows - theater) [title of show] , 1776, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Angels in America, Avenue Q, The Book of Mormon, Godspell, Gypsy, Hair, A Little Night Music, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Pippin, South Pacific, Sunday in the Park with George, West Side Story

(musicians) John Adams, Tori Amos, Johann Sebastian Bach, Samuel Barber, Ludwig van Beethoven, Leonard Bernstein, Björk, Frederic Chopin, Philip Glass, The Mamas and the Papas, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Queen, Radiohead, R.E.M., Franz Schubert, Stephen Schwartz, Stephen Sondheim, Richard Strauss, They Might Be Giants, Nobuo Uematsu

(food) desserts. Introduce me to new chocolate and I will be yours.

The six things I could never do without
Besides the snarky response of Maslow's bottom tier, here are six things I'd really rather not do without:
(1) High-speed internet
(2) Access to the dramatic arts (and within this, I gaily and blasphemously include musical theater)
(3) Friends to drive me crazy and keep me sane
(4) The two cats with whom I live
(5) The ability to go for long walks, whether through city streets or out in nature
(6) My sense of whimsy
On a typical Friday night I am
deciding whom to marry in two days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the fifth person to donate to Colbert SuperPAC.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
- you'd like to be my theater buddy
- you aren't deterred by the duration of this profile
- you enjoy rambling, wide-ranging conversations over the course of long walks
- you cry when you watch this video clip
- you appreciate a bullet-point list
- you don't expect a response (see above re: no longer on market)