'Allo! I'm Mike...or Gimpy if you're daring ;) I respond equally to either name :D First off, I'm gonna throw this in here just because I wanna be an attention whore :D
This is the real me
Since I seem to be looked at on here by more men-folk than women these days since I started listing myself as bisexual :
I lean more towards hetero-flexible than truly bisexual. On the Kinsey scale I'm like a one, maybe a two. Learning from personal experience I have found the majority of men to be over-sexually predatorial in their mating ritual attempts and this characteristic is an instant turn-off for me. Thus I am extremely picky in my attraction to men. NEWSFLASH GUYS: Complimentative flirting is painfully obvious, unoriginal, and makes you look like a douche with an agenda. Try talking to me like I'm a respectable person and not some shiny object to be won. If you think you can deal with that, by all means send me a message and we'll see what happens...I just wanted to give all you guys a fair heads-up. If you're curious about what I'm attracted to in the same sex...Skinny, hairless (as in excess body hair), nerd/geek boy types seem to do it for me the most often. In terms of 'gender identification' I like guys who portray an even blend of masculine and feminine. An example of this in pop culture, to me anyway, is the actor Alan Cumming. I would do naughty naughty things to that man if I had the chance :P Lastly, as a general rule, MEN: if you are old enough to be my father (45 yrs or older) please assume I am not interested unless I message you first. (Unless you're rich and wanna be my sugar daddy...just kidding...maybe...)
For those who like to take stock in such things as Myers-Briggs, I am ENTP.
Now then, on with the show!...err...profile...
I am a geek and I mean that quite sincerely. I am the quintessential fanboy, roleplaying, renn-faire, SCA, nerd-loving geeky / goth / burner type. If that is the type of guy you tend to gravitate toward then we probably will get along just fine :D *
*Addendum to above: Apparently some people's mental image of people such as myself is Peter Pan complexed, immature, man-children. I can assure you that while that stereotype can be true, it does not pertain to me. I am a fully capable, self-sufficient, mature, responsible adult when it is called for.
I read comics, I read/watch/follow sci-fi/fantasy books/movies/TV shows, I roleplay (I'm talking D&D table-top type, not that video game BS), I attend sci-fi/fantasy conventions (most frequently DragonCon and Frolicon), I spend hours reading Wikipedia for fun, I attend the local renaissance faire whenever possible and other out of state renn-faire's when feasible...There are few geeky/nerdy subjects for which I don't have at least some kind of response/opinion for....
While the identifier term 'Bi Poly Pagan Geek' doesn't completely accurately describe me, at the same time it isn't that far off the mark either.
Also of note is my very particular sense of humor. In my opinion anything and everything can and will, at least be attempted by me, to be made funny if given proper context. An example of this is that upon meeting me in real life I am quite obviously disabled/a cripple (this is caused by a birth defect called Spina Bifida. Please Google it if you're curious and I will answer any remaining questions you may have no matter how odd or personal, I promise)...and probably wearing a shirt that says "I'm Just In It For The Parking"...This is my sense of humor...If you are easily offended by such brands of humor then I will probably offend you at some point...fair warning...
On the sexual/adult oriented side of things I have interests in naturism/nudism and have been a part of the bdsm community to some degree for several years (I am a switch if you're curious). Not that one has anything to do with the other, I just needed somewhere to put both subjects lol. I am on fetlife under the username -Gimpy- (hyphens included) if you would like to connect there instead.
Still interested? lol
Currently I am in a committed relationship with, and completely and madly head over heels for, my darling Kiarapanther. However, we both identify as poly ( or polyamorous). In poly-speak she is my primary, and I have no inclinations for that to change. That being said, I am open to new 'Secondary-significant-others','Other-significant-others', various Triad-type configurations, or any other kinds of relationships, be they intimate or friendly, that divine providence wishes to come my way :D
To be clear: I do not cheat and do not advocate anyone else cheating in their respective relationships. For me to be in an intimate relationship with anyone it's necessary that all parties that are also intimately involved by connection are aware and ok with what's going on.