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23 Nyack, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Wants kids
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're not into ravioli and mindless television then please hit the big red 'next' button that should appear on your screen as soon as my okcupid profile senses your presence.

Unfortunately real.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to become rich and successful while still having fun and being broke.

A hopeful romantic.

Artist///Tech Nerd
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pokemon games.

Singing in the shower.

"Dancing" around my kitchen.

Losing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Eddie Murphy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak."
Kurt Vonnegut.

30 Rock.

Chocolate milk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Grass, a breeze, allergy meds, porches, people to talk/listen to, and new things to learn.

And my bike.

That's arguably 8 things.

But someone stole my bike so I guess it's back down to 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

And the deep sea.

And everything in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't remember ever having the hiccups. However, I do get one or two hiccups every day. I figure it evens out.
You should message me if
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You're a real human, and you're not going to kill me... Yet.