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22 Nyack, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:33am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If you're not into ravioli and reality television then please hit the big red "next" button that should appear on your screen as soon as my okcupid profile senses your presence.

New York&New Hampshire
What I’m doing with my life
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Attempting to become rich and successful while still having fun and being broke.
I’m really good at
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Pokemon games.

Singing in the shower.

"Dancing" around my kitchen.

Losing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Eddie Murphy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak."
Kurt Vonnegut.

30 Rock.

Chocolate milk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Grass, a breeze, allergy meds, porches, people to talk/listen to, and new things to learn.

And my bike.

That's arguably 8 things.

But someone stole my bike so I guess it's back down to 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

And the deep sea.

And everything in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Telling bartenders I have a girlfriend and telling girlfriends I have a bartender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't remember ever having the hiccups. However, I do get one or two hiccups every day. I figure it evens out.
You should message me if
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You're a real human, and you're not going to kill me... Yet.

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