I promise all of you that no matter what happens, and no matter how true it may be, I will never, ever describe myself as an easygoing guy who loves to laugh.
I will also never say that I work hard and play hard.

ENFP Myers-Briggs, Excellent credit rating, O Positive blood type for those of you keeping score at home.

Work: Post-Production/Writing comedy job working with folks who were idols of mine when I was younger. Feeling fortunate to do what I do.

Non-Work: learning recipes, brainstorming projects, keeping in touch, basketball, frisbee, thinking about traveling, saying "Only in New York" at inappropriate times.

Also this thing, when I have regular access to the NYT.

Adapting.
Being from Vermont.
Writing good emails.
Befriending parents.
Hyperbole.
Sticking with a terrible joke until it's funny.
Sticking with a funny joke until it's terrible.
Parentheticals.
Biking without getting hit by cars (update: there was a five second stretch recently during which I was terrible at this)
Perspective.

If they're short, that I'm tall. If they don't like to dance, that I'm embarrassing them.

I always skim over this section in other people's profiles, but here are a few.

Books:
Pastoralia, Jimmy Corrigan, The Things They Carried.
Currently reading the first volume of a five-part LBJ biography
because I am apparently your dad.

Movies:
Duck Soup, Children of Men, In The Mood For Love, His Girl Friday, Festen, Grizzly Man.
Also, know what movie doesn't hold up? The Sandlot. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

TV: Freaks and Geeks, Home Movies, old Simpsons, Louie, theoretically Breaking Bad

Music:
Good bands plus Spacehog.

Food:
Pie

How to do things in complicated ways to save negligible amounts of time.

Ugh the environment ugh

Why this woman threw my pen off a train. If you want to write to me solely because you have theories about this (or you ARE HER), that's totally fine.

The OKCupid religion option "Agnosticism and very serious about it" is funny. Agree/disagree.

First crush was on Penny, Inspector Gadget's cartoon niece.

You are a hilarious, goodhearted jerk. GGG. Bluntly honest. Emotionally intelligent. You can take/talk shit in a charming way.

P.s. All the secrets to dating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i4bq5WlC_Y