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fourstingerbee

32 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I promise you that no matter what happens, I will never, ever describe myself as an easygoing guy who works hard and plays hard.

ENFP, Excellent credit rating, O Positive blood type for anyone keeping score at home. Also owner of a dumb, years-old inside joke username.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work: Post-Production/Writing job working with folks who were idols of mine when I was younger. I feel fortunate and excited to do what I do.

Non-Work: learning recipes, brainstorming projects, keeping in touch, basketball, frisbee, finding time to be bored.

Also this thing, when I have regular access to the NYT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adapting.
Being from Vermont.
Writing good emails.
Befriending parents.
Hyperbole.
Sticking with a terrible joke until it's funny.
Sticking with a funny joke until it's terrible.
Parentheticals.
Biking without getting hit by cars (update: there was a five second stretch recently during which I was terrible at this)
Perspective.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If they're short, that I'm tall. If they don't like to dance, that I'm embarrassing them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I always skim over this section in other people's profiles, but if you don't, here are a few:

Books: Pastoralia, Consider the Lobster

Movies: Duck Soup, Children of Men
Also, know what movie doesn't hold up? The Sandlot. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

TV: Louie, BBC Office

Music: Good music plus Spacehog.

Food: Pie etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to do things in complicated ways to save negligible amounts of time.

ugh the environment ugh goddammit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my first crushes was on Mrs. Bisby, the middle-aged cartoon mouse with mouse children in Secret of Nimh. I don't know, man.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a quick, wisecracking idiot exterior covering an inner soft empathetic idiot, and you'd expect the same from me.

Bluntly honest. Emotionally intelligent. You know how to show people you care about them, and do. You can laugh when things are sad or weird. GGG. You can take/talk shit in a charming way.

Or if you want to hear the story about the woman who threw my pen off the 3 train.

P.s. All the secrets to dating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i4bq5WlC_Y