hello my name is clayton and the beautiful woman next to me is my
What I’m doing with my life
working as a chef and carving soapstone
I’m really good at
cooking, making jewelry, being WIERD, sex... just ask my wife
she'll happily tell you.
The first things people usually notice about me
i have a hard time just shutting up and can talk for hours at a
time about the strangest shit, or i won't talk at all and will
withdraw from the world for a day or two.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
way too many books to list, love good jazz blues and rock. havent
really found any music i dont like at least some of... with the
exception of the osmond family. hate it hate it hate it.
The six things I could never do without
a kitchen to cook in, my wifes love, books, music, laughter, tears
, sex. not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how messed up the world has become and how likely that the years of
my old age wont be provided for by social security because no one
cares about what happens to the elderly anymore.
On a typical Friday night I am
working or fooling around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i love my wife with all my heart and am truly blessed that she
likes to fool around on the side too.
You should message me if
you like to swing and would like to meet my wife and myself for a
fun evening. we swing together or seperately but you meet both of
us first. Sarah and I belive in honesty and without that our
marriage and love affair would fall apart. Please be interested in
actually meeting us.not looking for cyber sex