i'm just...this girl. who meanders through life's perplexities with a distinct sense of disillusioned disenchantment. and enjoys doing so in the company of my fellow breasted counterparts. simple enough. what else? i love to travel the world and submerge myself in new cultures. Im also a fan of dancing and watching movies. i like to rock out with my cock out, study the atrocities of the human psyche, go out, stay in, theatre/musicals, and making a complete fool of myself in front of my adoring drunken public (aka karaoke). im all about ripped jeans. tshirts and my chucks. i dig cool people, darts and beer. i like body art of all kinds and have my fair share of ink and metal. if im not online (which i often am) im reading or smoking pot with my friend(s). or maybe im at the bar dancin or just havin a drink. or to be completely contrary to logic i may also be running and pumping some hardcore iron like the beast that i am. i dont know, mostly i just exist, like the rest of you, and nothing i do is any more remarkable than what you might be doing right this minute. unless you're scratching your balls. i used to go to school but thank god i dont have to do that anymore...right now. but soon. september. d'oh. i have a bizarre fascination with wars. i worship truly open minded people with some charisma, some funk, and a good sense of humor.

all i do right now is wander around the world like the vagabond gypsy i am, and i do it damn well. but eventually i will find a direction.

i cant believe youre still reading this anyway...

softball, listening, dancing, drinking,talking, making you think, cunnilingus, running and never getting anywhere, smoking, being a total weird dork.

my glasses. for some reason people seem to just be tickled pink by them, totally oblivious to the fact that i simply need them to see. who'd have thought? or maybe they just focus on them to try and ignore the fact that im likely telling jokes to myself.

books-mysteries, literature, plays, well written novels, penthouse letters, lesbian fiction, lesbian erotica.
movies-dark and tragic are my favorite (dracula, the crow, donnie darko) then of course other movies: schindlers list, bound, american history x, finding nemo, but im a cheerleader,cable guy, shawshank redemption, porn, interview with the vampire, liar liar, clockwork orange, heathers, if these walls could talk 2, the whole terminator series, van wilder...im also a creepy lil boy who truly enjoys animated shows like family guy and american dad. id have a threesome with seth mcfarlane for sure.
music-ani difranco, tori amos,tegan and sara, imogen heap,tool, dave matthews, ours, pink floyd, deftones,the cure, system of a down, janis joplin, coldplay, NIN, 80s, and some other shit...i also really like musicals.
foods-i dig on sushi, french cuisine, virtually anything italian, things involving potatoes, millions of vegetables, fruits, mexican food, surinam food, things with curry, all things that dont contain meat. oh yes and all forms of dessert. im such a sucker for dessert. its my curse. actually i'll just skip dinner and have dessert please. but i do like cooking with fresh ingredients. well i dont actually like cooking, but i like the tasty results. ahhh ive come a long way from the days of guinness and year old xmas candy meals.

1. my vibrator
2. a computer
3. girls
4. food
5. my vibrator
6. drugs

*#'s 1 and 5 can happily be substituted with sex
*Id like to announce also that sadly #'s 1 & 5 have broken. But alas, worry not! I have just won an ebay auction for a new one.

my life the future the world people the past why i am who i am who i will be tomorrow why i do half the shit i do girls do i have anymore pot how can i stop thinking bc its annoying me wheres the remote is family guy on do you hear that buzzing girls what the fuck was i supposed to do today pot did i feed the cats did i brush my teeth do i drink too much is anyone doing anything today i wonder what i should wear pot do i have any clean underwear did that rhyme why is this person iming me where am i going with this ....etc

well unfortunately i have to work on saturday and its not a job youd like to be hungover at since your reaction time is continuously put to the test. other nights of the week however, are up for discussion.

youre still reading this??!

i have a tattoo on my crotch, i talk in my sleep, and i often get sick of myself.

you are a cool chick that likes girls, havent been completely revolted by this profile, and dont mind talkin to a pot smoking loonie who will keep you on your toes and knows how to have a good time. or maybe if you just want someone to talk to. or if you can make me piss my pants laughin. or if you are looking for casual sex (i was just kidding with that last one....mostly) :) no really... i was. i think.