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31 Atlanta, GA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i am everything you didn't expect. Military brat, born in Germany, lived all over the place, aspiring actor/model/singer, but i serve and hostess to pay the bills. not necessarily looking for love; unless I meet someone extraordinary; just fun and connections. I love being a girl, but most friends describe me as a manly chick, i.e. I drink whiskey and beer (or whatevers available), talk, smoke cigars and like to fuck like men( not a slut, a free spirit) so there.

I am not a cliche, intoxicating, and calculatingly fun
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to get ahead,just keep swimming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing, acting, dancing, impersonating smiles, flag spinning, fucking, blowing, and slot machine of random facts only good for Jeopardy, Cash Cab, and Cranium.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so small...or my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many, but just a few: The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Acts, Kindred, Maus, Stevie Wonder, Metallica, Queen, Limp Bizkit, Dixie Chicks, Outkast, Parliment Funkadelic, musical theatre in general, Independence Day, Camp, anything Muppets/ Jim Henson, The Little Mermaid..shit anything Disney, Sin City, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Lord of the Rings series, Harry Potter series, steak and potatoes, seafood!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cell phone, coke, potatoes, family, friends, theatre
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what's next in life, I fear dying
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awaiting a spontaneous adventure!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I was a total geek in high school, and I feel like I'm cool now and unashamed of it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are hot and have a nice big penis and local, unless u have the fundage to get to me without chopping my head off later:)
Don't get pissed if I don't respond immediately, sometimes my app is on, but I'm not necessarily on my cell trolling for guys. Also, my mailbox gets full really fast, not being conceited, it's just a fact.
By the way, as I do mention casual sex, there are steps before that, I.e. ask me to dinner first, I'm not gonna get wet just because u asked....possible open long term, but that requires your extreme awesomeness, which most men don't possess.

Also: DO NOT MESSAGE me with : hey, wanna get fucked, want oral, exchange pics, kik, Skype , etc . Read the message section, I clearly state that u have to earn the casual sex. And I don't have time for webcam bs, I've got porn for masturbating, I'm here to meet live action people.