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What do you do when you let the perfect man just slip you by?
And when I say perfect, I'm not actually sure if he is perfect, but
he was as near as he could have been for the 2 minutes that I was
talking to him.
When I say this guy was perfect, he was perfect. It was as if
someone hacked into my mind and made a guy specially for me. He was
about 5'8'', brown hair, slightly greying (not that I'm looking for
an aging man), he kinda had that George Clooney look to him but far
better looking.
He had the most amazing eyes that you could drown in and never come
out of. His voice was low but raised slightly when he became a bit
excited. I mean this guy was the man of my dreams.
Obviously, I'm not sure of his personality as we only spoke for a
short amount of time. God, I don't even know if he is married with
kids! But what I do know is that Cupid struck that day.
And why didn't you do anything, I hear you ask?!? I was working! He
was a customer that was inquiring about a watch. I did my best to
talk to him for as long as possible. But he was catching a flight,
and I'm sure that he didn't want to chat with a sales assistant for
the afternoon.
So now I am wondering what if? What if...? What if...? What if...?
Did I let this guy just slip me by?
I believe in the mentality that if its meant to be, it will. But
what are the chances that I will bump into this guy again?
What do you do when you let the perfect man just slip you by?
And when I say perfect, I'm not actually sure if he is perfect, buthe was as near as he could have been for the 2 minutes that I wastalking to him.
When I say this guy was perfect, he was perfect. It was as ifsomeone hacked into my mind and made a guy specially for me. He wasabout 5'8'', brown hair, slightly greying (not that I'm looking foran aging man), he kinda had that George Clooney look to him but farbetter looking.
He had the most amazing eyes that you could drown in and never comeout of. His voice was low but raised slightly when he became a bitexcited. I mean this guy was the man of my dreams.Obviously, I'm not sure of his personality as we only spoke for ashort amount of time. God, I don't even know if he is married withkids! But what I do know is that Cupid struck that day.
And why didn't you do anything, I hear you ask?!? I was working! Hewas a customer that was inquiring about a watch. I did my best totalk to him for as long as possible. But he was catching a flight,and I'm sure that he didn't want to chat with a sales assistant forthe afternoon.
So now I am wondering what if? What if...? What if...? What if...?Did I let this guy just slip me by?
I believe in the mentality that if its meant to be, it will. Butwhat are the chances that I will bump into this guy again?
The love of your dreams...
Some one please cheer me up
Some one please cheer me up
:(
Is it me, or does it seem that the same people keep popping up on
the quickmatch system? It feels like I am constantly clicking "no"
and the occasional "yes" is for the same people over and over!
Is it me, or does it seem that the same people keep popping up onthe quickmatch system? It feels like I am constantly clicking "no"and the occasional "yes" is for the same people over and over!
Quickmatch
It's funny cause its true...
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes
her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's
worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate
form of
foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,
there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to
extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which
you rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns
her head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when
they get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like
they're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly
sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking
your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy
isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger
and
thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area.
Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East
and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body
which you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in
tangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just
ask her
to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store
it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
along
side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,
they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not
there, keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at
the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an
elegant present,
not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling
the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is
not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down
there than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay
in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get
carried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the
exterior of her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if
she likes
it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get
her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are
not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some
move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple
of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks
fist.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you
can do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like
an
assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up
slowly, with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or
stomach, the
pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a
few
seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the
whites of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure
too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is
the
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb
vagina. At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to
hold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if
you
really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole
mouth down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue
on her
clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that
it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's
about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want
her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody
likes it.
When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can
do what's
necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just
lie
there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them. In
real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she
does all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel
quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that
being drunk
is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words
"__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to
pouring honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are
all handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching
contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a
Romanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual
partner
with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because
they have
a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of
the neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks
and jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a
big
turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900
line. If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right,
and she
might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit
too
heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup
kitchen.
It's funny cause its true...
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makesher
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money'sworth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimateform of
foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying toextinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin whichyou rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turnsher head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness whenthey get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down likethey're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highlysensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flickingyour
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toyisn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between fingerand
thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area.Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville Eastand
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her bodywhich you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtownVagina. So
start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result intangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, justask her
to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you storeit.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingersalong
side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's notthere, keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked atthe
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like anelegant present,
not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pullingthe
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth isnot.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they stillbelieve
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand downthere than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okayin
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't getcarried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and theexterior of her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see ifshe likes
it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to gether in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees arenot.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made somemove
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a coupleof buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socksfist.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing youcan do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel likean
assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build upslowly, with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh orstomach, the
pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into afew
seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see thewhites of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasuretoo.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing isthe
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numbvagina. At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something tohold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But ifyou
really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your wholemouth down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongueon her
clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping thatit
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It'sabout
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you wanther to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybodylikes it.
When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she cando what's
necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You justlie
there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate overthem. In
real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while shedoes all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feelquite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to followdirections.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think thatbeing drunk
is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back topouring honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers areall handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belchingcontest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's aRomanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexualpartner
with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men becausethey have
a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides ofthe neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecksand jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not abig
turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right,and she
might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bittoo
heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not asoup
kitchen.
40 mistakes men make during Sex!!!!
Yes, I want the whole world that I am on a dating site. Its bad
enough that you can record every detail without going into this
whole malarkey.
Yes, I want the whole world that I am on a dating site. Its badenough that you can record every detail without going into thiswhole malarkey.
Facebook
I'm going to my brothers for dinner. Normally he makes lovely
dishes so I'm all looking forward to it.
But then, I hear that he is making fajitas, the one thing that I'm
not that overly fond of. My mother rang him to say that I don't eat
them, but she said it in a rather rude manner. So to make better of
it I said that I would eat one or two but I don't really like
them.
It's alright though, there will be chips and all there as
well.
Oh joy, a night where I have to force things down my throat... (no
indecent jokes please!)
I'm going to my brothers for dinner. Normally he makes lovelydishes so I'm all looking forward to it.
But then, I hear that he is making fajitas, the one thing that I'mnot that overly fond of. My mother rang him to say that I don't eatthem, but she said it in a rather rude manner. So to make better ofit I said that I would eat one or two but I don't really likethem.
It's alright though, there will be chips and all there aswell.
Oh joy, a night where I have to force things down my throat... (noindecent jokes please!)
Typical
God, how sad do I fell now, seeing that the register date is on the
profile! Makes me look like a love retard!
Believe me, I have actually had normal relationships!
God, how sad do I fell now, seeing that the register date is on theprofile! Makes me look like a love retard!
Believe me, I have actually had normal relationships!
Sap
Which of the following do you think is most important
when it comes to raising children?
- Showing love.
- Instilling self-discipline.
- Nurturing creativity.
- Providing stability.
How can you only pick one answer to this? I know that I would like
to do all four when raising my future children!
Which of the following do you think is most importantwhen it comes to raising children?- Showing love.
- Instilling self-discipline.
- Nurturing creativity.
- Providing stability.
How can you only pick one answer to this? I know that I would liketo do all four when raising my future children!
Getting a lift has its benefits as well as its downfalls. You don't
have to wait around for a bus, and its free. But it also means that
I am an hour early for work today.
So here I am, trying to waste some time. My head is wrecked. I
could do with some pain killers. Sitting around for the next 40
mins, thinking about my shift is not helping.
I do actually like my job. It can be annoying at times. But
generally, once you get started, the time flies by and you hardly
notice it at all. You have all the annoying customers who generally
leave their brains at the door, but you just laugh at them most of
the time.
I am also slightly envious of all those people heading to Electric
Picnic today. I would love to be on my way down there now, full of
anticipation for what is expected to be a good weekend.
I have the joy of working lates all weekend. At least I have Monday
and Tuesday off. But I have a shit load of things to do and get
sorted. The joys of working 5 days a week. It feels like you have
no time to yourself, even on your days off.
I feel like I am just rambling on just for the sake of it. Not that
this will make an interesting read at all. (Now I feel like all
them people who make the statements that no one will read their
journals, when its nearly a fact that someone will come across it
and read it at some stage)
Well, I don't think that I have anything of interest left to write,
so I am going to leave it at that for the moment. Happy
reading!
Getting a lift has its benefits as well as its downfalls. You don'thave to wait around for a bus, and its free. But it also means thatI am an hour early for work today.
So here I am, trying to waste some time. My head is wrecked. Icould do with some pain killers. Sitting around for the next 40mins, thinking about my shift is not helping.
I do actually like my job. It can be annoying at times. Butgenerally, once you get started, the time flies by and you hardlynotice it at all. You have all the annoying customers who generallyleave their brains at the door, but you just laugh at them most ofthe time.
I am also slightly envious of all those people heading to ElectricPicnic today. I would love to be on my way down there now, full ofanticipation for what is expected to be a good weekend.
I have the joy of working lates all weekend. At least I have Mondayand Tuesday off. But I have a shit load of things to do and getsorted. The joys of working 5 days a week. It feels like you haveno time to yourself, even on your days off.
I feel like I am just rambling on just for the sake of it. Not thatthis will make an interesting read at all. (Now I feel like allthem people who make the statements that no one will read theirjournals, when its nearly a fact that someone will come across itand read it at some stage)
Well, I don't think that I have anything of interest left to write,so I am going to leave it at that for the moment. Happyreading!
Early
Why do I always leave everything to the last minute? I always do
it, yet I never learn.
Sometimes it works out great. Like when I have an assignment due, I
normally work best under pressure.
Yet it doesn't always work out for the best. If I had of studied
more, I probably would have done better in my exams.
Other times I just get really lucky... I left looking for a new job
till the middle of May. Complete fluke that I got it!
Then theres times like this, when if I had of made a phone call on
Friday, I would be moving out in the very near future.
Of course, I just emailed them, thinking that it was grand. Even
had good expectations. When i got home from work, I was delighted
that they were still showing the house. Unfortunately I missed the
viewing time today. So I rang to see if I could arrange for another
time. And what did they say...
All the apartments were gone! Like hot cakes!
F*cking typical!!!!
Why do I always leave everything to the last minute? I always doit, yet I never learn.
Sometimes it works out great. Like when I have an assignment due, Inormally work best under pressure.
Yet it doesn't always work out for the best. If I had of studiedmore, I probably would have done better in my exams.
Other times I just get really lucky... I left looking for a new jobtill the middle of May. Complete fluke that I got it!
Then theres times like this, when if I had of made a phone call onFriday, I would be moving out in the very near future.
Of course, I just emailed them, thinking that it was grand. Evenhad good expectations. When i got home from work, I was delightedthat they were still showing the house. Unfortunately I missed theviewing time today. So I rang to see if I could arrange for anothertime. And what did they say...
All the apartments were gone! Like hot cakes!
F*cking typical!!!!
Typical