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33 M Collingswood, NJ

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Michael. Used to go by Mike, but I like the sound of Michael better these days. Put simply, I'm a little weird. I like to dance randomly (but not always competently), even when there's no music playing. I'll have conversations in my head and randomly say part of it out loud, completely out of context. I have a bit of a compulsive collection habit. Not a hoarder, my house looks very nice and fairly well organized, just saying! And I can be really awkward around people I'm meeting in person for the first time, not knowing what to say or ask.

But that last part, that's not really me. With the people I know, I'm the one doing something silly or making a joke to get people to laugh. I love helping people out with their problems, as I'm a good listener and an excellent problem solver. I do like being active, going for walks or riding my bike, but I'm most comfortable snuggled under a fleece blanket with something funny to watch and someone special next to me. I can be a little childish sometimes, I feel like now that I'm an adult with a disposable income, I can enjoy the childhood I always wanted! But I also know how to be a grown-up when the situation calls for it. I like bowling at Pinsetters in Pennsauken, karaoke at Yakitori Boy in Chinatown, games at Dave & Busters, and restaurants all over Philadelphia and Jersey, both high class and low. And I hope you're looking forward to knowing about that stuff as much as I am to learn about the things you like.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in Philadelphia at a litigation support company. Basically what that is, since almost nobody knows about this industry, we provide mostly law firms with assistance handling documents and data that have to be kept confidential, everything from a box of receipts to a hard drive, making it so they can review it properly. I'm one of the people who deals with electronic data. It can be fairly dull when it's slow, like right now since I'm typing this up at work! After this I go home to my duplex in Collingswood where my dog Fozzie is waiting for me. The profile came first, so no, I didn't name it after him. He's named after my own penchant for fuzziness and bad jokes. Also he's basically the same color! He's 4 years old and he's a shelter dog so I'm not sure of the breed, but obviously some Welsh corgi. He's the sweetest guy and he never barks. That's no exaggeration either, I've heard him bark like 3 times ever.
I’m really good at
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The aforementioned problem solving. I'm not that creative with a blank canvas, metaphorically speaking, but give me nearly any existing issue and I'm good at finding ways to make it better. Just a knack I have. I'm also well renowned for my mac and cheese. My friends request it specifically when we have special occasions. I like to think I give really good back and foot rubs. And finally, I'm really good at remembering obscure facts and instantly forgetting someone's name and face when they're introduced to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmmmm... maybe the silly dance I'm usually doing, just because?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For books, it's hard to say. I don't want to say only comics because that makes it seem way more obsessive than it is. Yes, I do read comics, and I like to read normal books, but my attention span these days is tough when I sit down with a book. It's hard for me to focus that long on reading a novel and the like. I do more reading of the news, though sometimes I fall behind on that too.

Movies, I love goofy comedies, dramas that feel real, and over the top action flicks. This christmas, I got blurays of Pitch Perfect, The Wrestler, and Machete, to give you an idea of the breadth of my tastes. Big fan of superhero movies, if the comic thing wasn't enough of a hint. I love everything Disney and Pixar (except Cars). Just saw Frozen and it was so unbelievably good. Lilo & Stitch and WALL-E are two of my all-time favorites. I could go on, but that's enough for now.

TV, I don't watch a lot regularly. Favorite series on the air right now is Archer without a doubt. Some other favorites include Breaking Bad, Star Trek The Next Generation, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Bobs Burgers, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I've been watching Walking Dead, Agents of SHIELD, and Homeland, but I'm not that into them lately.

Music I just generally like something I can turn up loud, but that could be from nearly any genre. I can get into just about anything, but I really do not like Dave Mathews Band. It's just a thing I have.

Food I love everything from a fancy steakhouse or a swanky tapas place to a greasy cheesesteak counter or a place below street level putting crazy toppings on hot dogs. I'm often the person people come to when they want to know where to go to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone special to live this life with
A comfortable couch
Fleece blankets
Something funny to watch
Quality footwear (praise St. Hubbins!)
And cheese, without which I couldn't make that mac and cheese I mentioned above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I locked the doors when I leave my house or my car.
What I should watch on Netflix.
How many times I can eat things like pizza rolls for dinner before they take away my adulthood card.
If there's such a thing as an adulthood card, because I might have issues with the qualification exam.
When the rest of the ball pit that I ordered is going to be delivered.
What I should write on the custom cards for my Cards Against Humanity set.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting to hear from you so that I don't have a typical Friday night of dog walking and TV. Or occasionally hanging out with friends, if they don't have anything going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmmm, couple things, I guess. That "I'm a little weird" stuff at the top? It's basically a description of my high functioning autism, usually referred to as Asperger syndrome. I have trouble dealing with some social cues, but I work hard at it and I'm willing to make adjustments if a girl is willing to ask me to make them. That can make some people uncomfortable, but for me it's just reality so it doesn't bother me. Also, one of the friends I mentioned is my ex-girlfriend. We still care about each other, we just weren't compatible as a couple, in large part because she realized she wasn't a middle of the road bisexual, more a lesbian that finds men attractive.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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Wow, I wrote a lot. Stream of consciousness. If you read the whole thing, you definitely should message me, if only to tell me if I should shorten it.

I'm looking for someone who can be patient with me when I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, because I usually have a hard time seeing things from outside my perspective. I'm actually rather good at that when I'm in problem solving mode, but only because one of the perspectives isn't my own! *sad trombone noise*

If you think getting a tattoo or having an all out Nerf fight sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon, I think we're gonna get along.

If you have secret spots around the city you're just dying to show people, I have a few to share as well. Let's go exploring!

And if you wish you could still dress up in costume like you did when you were a kid for Halloween, I'll show you my collection of goofy outfits, put on a little fashion show.

In fact, that may be the most important thing, someone who wants to have fun like a kid again. Of course being an adult is important too, but someone who wants to experience that unbridled joy is someone I think I would be a good match for.