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fozziebear-

33 M Collingswood, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Michael. Or Mike, or any silly nickname you'd prefer! Be creative. I know I like to be when I get the chance, especially when this time of year rolls around and I think of Halloween costume ideas. I've got no fewer than 3 new options this year. So yeah, I like to get a little silly. Have a few drinks and go do karaoke, have alter-egos when we put our names in at a bowling alley, or just dance around for the fun of it. But I also know when to be an adult, of course! Just as long as it's not too often.

My favorite time is when I get to drive out to see my best friend on the weekends when he's looking after his kids, 2 year old triplets. They're such great kids and I love being Uncle Mike, so much so that I hope to have some of my own one day soon. I'm not looking to rush into something, but I thought I should put that out there because it's really important to me.

I should also say that around anyone I don't know, I'm probably gonna be really shy and stumble over my words a lot, but I'm the type of person who's going to grow on you, that's what the people who really know me will tell you. I'm loyal to a fault, generous, trustworthy, and affectionate. Just holding hands with someone and walking down the street puts a big smile on my face, and I hope it does for you too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in Philadelphia at a litigation support company. What is that, exactly? Basically I'm a "computer guy" and any other explanation wouldn't be too exciting. After this I go home to my duplex in Collingswood where my dog Fozzie is waiting for me. The profile came first, so no, I didn't name it after him. He's named after my own penchant for fuzziness and bad jokes. He's 4 years old and he's a shelter dog so I'm not sure of the breed, but obviously some Welsh corgi. He's the sweetest guy and he never barks. That's no exaggeration either, I've heard him bark like 3 times ever. Otherwise I like to work on little craft projects from time to time and think of ideas for interesting vacations to take when I have someone to go with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
General problem solving. I'm not that creative with a blank canvas, metaphorically speaking, but give me nearly any existing issue and I'm good at finding ways to make it better. Just a knack I have. I'm also well renowned for my mac and cheese. My friends request it specifically when we have special occasions. And finally, I'm really good at remembering obscure facts and instantly forgetting someone's name and face when they're introduced to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmmm... maybe the silly dance I'm usually doing, just because?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For books, it's hard to say. I don't want to say only comics because that makes it seem way more obsessive than it is. Yes, I do read comics, and I like to read normal books, but my attention span these days is tough when I sit down with a book. It's hard for me to focus that long on reading a novel and the like. I do more reading of the news, though sometimes I fall behind on that too.

Movies, I love goofy comedies, dramas that feel real, and over the top action flicks. This christmas, I got blurays of Pitch Perfect, The Wrestler, and Machete, to give you an idea of the breadth of my tastes. Big fan of superhero movies, if the comic thing wasn't enough of a hint. I love everything Disney and Pixar (except Cars). Just saw Frozen and it was so unbelievably good. Lilo & Stitch and WALL-E are two of my all-time favorites. I could go on, but that's enough for now.

TV, I don't watch a lot regularly. Favorite series on the air right now is Archer without a doubt. Some other favorites include Breaking Bad, Star Trek The Next Generation, Doctor Who, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, Bobs Burgers, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I've been watching Walking Dead, Agents of SHIELD, and Homeland, but I'm not that into them lately.

Music I just generally like something I can turn up loud, but that could be from nearly any genre. I can get into just about anything, but I really do not like Dave Mathews Band. It's just a thing I have.

Food I love everything from a fancy steakhouse or a swanky tapas place to a greasy cheesesteak counter or a place below street level putting crazy toppings on hot dogs. I'm often the person people come to when they want to know where to go to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Someone special to live this life with
A comfortable couch
Fleece blankets
Something funny to watch
Quality footwear (praise St. Hubbins!)
And cheese, without which I couldn't make that mac and cheese I mentioned above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I locked the doors when I leave my house or my car.
What I should watch on Netflix.
When I can jump in my ball pit again.
Who I can get to play Cards Against Humanity with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just chilling out at home, walking the dog, or hopefully out on a date with someone I met on here, hint hint nudge nudge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That "I'm a little weird" stuff at the top? It's basically a description of my high functioning autism, usually referred to as Asperger syndrome. I have trouble dealing with some social cues, but I work hard at it and I'm willing to make adjustments if a girl is willing to ask me to make them. That can make some people uncomfortable, but for me it's just reality so it doesn't bother me.
You should message me if
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Wow, I wrote a lot. Stream of consciousness. If you read the whole thing, you definitely should message me, if only to tell me if I should shorten it.

I'm looking for someone who can be patient with me when I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, because I usually have a hard time seeing things from outside my perspective. I'm actually rather good at that when I'm in problem solving mode, but only because one of the perspectives isn't my own! *sad trombone noise*

If you think getting a tattoo or having an all out Nerf fight sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon, I think we're gonna get along.

If you have secret spots around the city you're just dying to show people, I have a few to share as well.