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34 Collingswood, NJ Man


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  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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My favorite thing about getting to know someone is the time when I feel comfortable enough to dance in front of them. I'm not necessarily a good dancer, I'm just fidgety in slightly rhythmic way. Hopefully it makes you laugh, but if it embarrasses you, I'm probably gonna keep doing anyway.

I keep my head shaved these days, 2-3 times a week, easier to maintain a uniform look that way and I think it looks pretty good. The beard is open for discussion. My favorite part of my week is when I get to go out to see my best friend and spend some time with him, his girlfriend, his 3 year old triplets, and occasionally her two young school-age daughters. I love kids and I love being Uncle Mike, but what I really want is to be "Dad". That's my big dream, kinda corny, I know. But I also love sports, especially the Eagles and 76ers (and the Phillies if they didn't stink out loud), going out to the movies and the Delsea Drive-In out in Vineland, showing off my friendly dog Fozzie, and playing Cards Against Humanity with friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in Center City for a litigation support company doing electronic data work. If that sentence made sense to you, bravo! If not, I'll explain it later. Suffice to say, I'm one of those "computer guys". In my off time I walk my dog twice a day if I can manage it, relax in the home I've meticulously set up over the past 4 years, and I like to hang out with friends and or family for dinners whenever I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people fix problems, and I'm getting a lot better at not try to fix a problem that someone just wants to be angry about. Remembering random trivia instead of people's names. Finding excellent places to eat. Sometimes cooking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Wish I had the attention span for print books, I mostly wind up reading comics. Stuff like Atomic Robo, Saga, Walking Dead, Y: The Last Man, Pride of Baghdad, Bone, Scott Pilgrim, and also mainstream Marvel stuff.

My three favorite movies, in no particular order, are The Big Lebowski, Lilo & Stitch, and Wall-E. I can't make sense of it either!

Here's a rough sampling of my TV preferences:
Breaking Bad
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Rick and Morty
Inside Amy Schumer
Bob's Burgers
The State
30 Rock
Star Trek The Next Generation
The IT Crowd
...kinda all over the place, except I gravitate towards comedy.

For music, I like music that has passion, anything that makes me feel something. From old school rap to current pop, from hard rock to Al Green, from comedy acts like Weird Al and Jonathan Coulton to serious orchestral pieces, I like almost anything.

Food is a big deal in my family and though I like to indulge, I also try to keep myself under control so I don't over-indulge! I make amazing mac and cheese, I love ice cream and cheeseburgers and cheesesteaks, I will tell anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog that I am very disappointed in them, but mostly I'm just looking for a nice glass of lemonade. Oh, and no thanks, Pepsi is not OK.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My keychain Swiss army knife. If you've never had one, I highly recommend it. Can someone open this box? I can't tear open this bag! This stupid screw is loose. This beer is a pop top. I'm on all of that.
2. The password to my parents cable account, since they have all the premium channels.
3. Quality footwear, for which I give thanks to the blessed St. Hubbins.
4. Decent socks to go with the shoes, it's just not worth it to walk around all day in lousy socks.
5. The portrait of me that gets older so I can stay the same age.
6. And ice cream. Sometimes I substitute a pint of Ben & Jerry's for a meal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Obscure references to various pop culture ephemera to work into conversation to make 1 person in a hundred laugh. Also excuses to use vocab words like "ephemera".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually just trying to unwind from the week, watching TV, playing on my phone, catching up on sleep, maybe doing some laundry so I can get it out of the way early. YAWN! Though I'm always up for going out on the town to see a game or have dinner or karaoke or go to the movies, the people I know generally aren't available on Fridays.
You should message me if
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If you don't mind someone who's often overly generous. I know, tough sell, right? But I've found that some people are uncomfortable with how far I'll go to help someone without really asking for something in return. What I want is to pass along a generous spirit. I've been lucky in a lot of ways in my life, but for one reason or another (often my own stubbornness), I didn't make a lot of personal connections in my life. That's why I try to make the most out of each one!

If you can put up with or join in on the movie quotes I'll exchange with my family and friends.

If you enjoy eating meat and are cigarette-free.

If you don't have a problem with me leaning left politically.

And if you have the missing half of this golden amulet, for when it is re-formed... I've said to much, meet me at the place foretold in the prophecy!