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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
High school
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English, Other (Fluently), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*deleting this app from my phone, I will delete this message if i undelete what I have deleted*

I'm nothing special. I'm a pretty independent person, I'm usually swept up with thinking about projects and or listening to music or stand up comedy. If I seem interesting, hit me up. I'm only looking for friends currently. As a driver, I'm kind of hard to date. Not that I'm above it, I'm just home 1 day a week. I can be an odd one with conversation. The home I live in is a full house, and we love each other.

As an (aspiring, no fuck that, i am an artist) artist, I am of a different breed. I wonder how people who don't have hobbies, or play with art, or critique their music intake, survive mentally.

I are not very good at describing me to a T, I should only be experienced in real time, where you can get a good idea of how I really am... stuttering, stupid jokes, silence, random story... yes, like that.

If you are devoutly religious I respect your choices and decisions, but conversation with me could get offensive.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing with my dog (Tanuki),making music, hanging out with roomies, tattoos, brewing tea, beginning lapidary, crate digging for vinyl, driving a lot, I like to play Munchkin, macrame, collecting stickers to stick on things. I like to paint sometimes, though I'm definitely not very good yet (I need time to allow for muscle memory). Update: 7/25/15, I've only done a few projects but, I can see an improvement though I still have a long way to go.

Ingress, if you're Enlightened, we can be friends but, Smurf Rebel Scum is who I want to get next to. Let's go farming, do some missions, explore!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mash-mixing, cooking food, hugs, telling true stories, being a cartoon, being a hardcore ambivert that leans introvert most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Including but, not limited to...
I don't read near as much as I should. I'm currently working on Douglas Adams. I finished the Guide series and I've started on Dirk Gently's.

TV: science channel: how it's made, build it bigger, how do they do it, factory made, through the wormhole. The Simpsons. NCIS. Law & Order SVU, Law & Order Criminal Intent. Space Dandy. Rick & Morty. Bob's Burgers. IT Crowd. Teen Titans Go. The Mighty Boosh. The Eric Endre Show. Squidbillies. The Venture Bros.. mother fuckin' Bill Nye. Afro Samurai.

Movies: The Boxtrolls. Hitchhiker's Guide. The Shank. Labyrinth. Seed. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. The Book of Life. Pi. Milo & Otis. Clerks. Donnie Darko. Redneck Zombies. Across the Universe. Dracula Dead and Loving It. The Meaning of Life. Heat. Hero. Ong Bak. Jackie Brown. Star Trek. Rock n Rolla. Oceans 11, 12 & 13. Chicago. Rocky Horror. Pulp Fiction. Dead Snow. Robin Hood Men in Tights. Spaceballs. Death to Smoochy. Smoking Aces. Afro Samurai. Dead Leaves.

Artists and styles include:
Parov Stelar
dancefloor drum n bass
DJ Marky & A.I. - Shame
The Wiyos
Hazmat Modine
The Beatles
System of a Down
delta blues
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Thunderball - Return of the panther
Caravan Palace
Defa (beatbox)
Juke Baritone
Kid Koala
Moving Fusion - Lazy Bones
Andrea Bocelli
The Baseballs
Scissor Sisters
most any version of "Fever"
Grateful Dead
Dj Qbert
Bulletproof Space Travelers
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
MF Doom
Alem (beatbox)

Meats, carbs, dairy, fruits and vegetables.

Stand Up:
I love me some Izzard. Kyle Kinane. Kumail Nanjiani. Kevin Pollack. James Adomian. Dan Cummings. Joe Rogan. Ben Bailey. Kevin Hart. Jeff Garlan. Baron Vaughn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the universe works.


Dropping everything and becoming a super villain. My name would be the Dreaded Blur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to sing and make instrument sounds with my mouth.
I'm really a Pokémon.
I think I forget what I look like without a beard lol.
You should message me if
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you can braid my beard like a fucking viking?