Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*deleting this app from my phone, I will delete this message if i
undelete what I have deleted*
I'm nothing special. I'm a pretty independent person, I'm usually
swept up with thinking about projects and or listening to music or
stand up comedy. If I seem interesting, hit me up. I'm only looking
for friends currently. As a driver, I'm kind of hard to date. Not
that I'm above it, I'm just home 1 day a week. I can be an odd one
with conversation. The home I live in is a full house, and we love
As an (aspiring, no fuck that, i am an artist) artist, I am of a
different breed. I wonder how people who don't have hobbies, or
play with art, or critique their music intake, survive
I are not very good at describing me to a T, I should only be
experienced in real time, where you can get a good idea of how I
really am... stuttering, stupid jokes, silence, random story...
yes, like that.
If you are devoutly religious I respect your choices and decisions,
but conversation with me could get offensive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, playing with my dog (Tanuki),making music, hanging out
with roomies, tattoos, brewing tea, beginning lapidary, crate
digging for vinyl, driving a lot, I like to play Munchkin, macrame,
collecting stickers to stick on things. I like to paint sometimes,
though I'm definitely not very good yet (I need time to allow for
muscle memory). Update: 7/25/15, I've only done a few projects but,
I can see an improvement though I still have a long way to
Ingress, if you're Enlightened, we can be friends but, Smurf Rebel
Scum is who I want to get next to. Let's go farming, do some
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mash-mixing, cooking food, hugs, telling true stories, being a
cartoon, being a hardcore ambivert that leans introvert most of the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Including but, not limited to...
I don't read near as much as I should. I'm currently working on
Douglas Adams. I finished the Guide series and I've started on Dirk
TV: science channel: how it's made, build it bigger, how do they do
it, factory made, through the wormhole. The Simpsons. NCIS. Law
& Order SVU, Law & Order Criminal Intent. Space Dandy. Rick
& Morty. Bob's Burgers. IT Crowd. Teen Titans Go. The Mighty
Boosh. The Eric Endre Show. Squidbillies. The Venture Bros.. mother
fuckin' Bill Nye. Afro Samurai.
Movies: The Boxtrolls. Hitchhiker's Guide. The Shank. Labyrinth.
Seed. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. The Book of
Life. Pi. Milo & Otis. Clerks. Donnie Darko. Redneck Zombies.
Across the Universe. Dracula Dead and Loving It. The Meaning of
Life. Heat. Hero. Ong Bak. Jackie Brown. Star Trek. Rock n Rolla.
Oceans 11, 12 & 13. Chicago. Rocky Horror. Pulp Fiction. Dead
Snow. Robin Hood Men in Tights. Spaceballs. Death to Smoochy.
Smoking Aces. Afro Samurai. Dead Leaves.
Artists and styles include:
dancefloor drum n bass
DJ Marky & A.I. - Shame
System of a Down
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Thunderball - Return of the panther
Moving Fusion - Lazy Bones
most any version of "Fever"
Bulletproof Space Travelers
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Meats, carbs, dairy, fruits and vegetables.
I love me some Izzard. Kyle Kinane. Kumail Nanjiani. Kevin Pollack.
James Adomian. Dan Cummings. Joe Rogan. Ben Bailey. Kevin Hart.
Jeff Garlan. Baron Vaughn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the universe works.
Dropping everything and becoming a super villain. My name would be
the Dreaded Blur.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to sing and make instrument sounds with my mouth.
I'm really a Pokémon.
I think I forget what I look like without a beard lol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can braid my beard like a fucking viking?
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