Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm nothing special. If I seem interesting, hit me up. I'm only
looking for friends currently. As a driver, I'm kind of hard to
date. Not that I'm above it, I'm just home 1 day a week. I can be
an odd one with conversation, I get paid to do it and I like
expressing my point of view of being fucked by our owners.
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I embrace the 4 elements (no, not Captain Planet shit lol)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing with my dog (Tanuki),making music, hanging out
with roomies, tattoos, brewing tea, beginning lapidary, crate
digging for vinyl, driving a lot, I like to play Munchkin, macrame,
collecting stickers to stick on things. I like to paint sometimes,
though I'm definitely not very good yet (I need time to allow for
Ingress, if you're Enlightened, we can be friends but, Smurf Rebel
Scum is who I want to get next to. Let's go farming, do some
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dropping records, cooking food, hugs, telling true stories, being a
cartoon, being a hardcore ambivert that leans introvert most of the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Including but, not limited to...
I don't read near as much as I should. I'm currently working on
Douglas Adams. I finished the Guide series and I'm currently
looking for Dirk Gentry's (sp).
TV: science channel: how it's made, build it bigger, how do they do
it, factory made, through the wormhole. The Simpsons. NCIS. Law
& Order SVU, Law & Order Criminal Intent. Space Dandy. Rick
& Morty. Bob's Burgers. IT Crowd. Teen Titans Go. The Mighty
Boosh. The Eric Endre Show. Squidbillies. The Venture Bros.. mother
fuckin' Bill Nye. Afro Samurai.
Movies: The Boxtrolls. Hitchhiker's Guide. The Shank. Labyrinth.
Seed. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Snatch. The Book of
Life. Pi. Milo & Otis. Clerks. Donnie Darko. Redneck Zombies.
Across the Universe. Dracula Dead and Loving It. The Meaning of
Life. Heat. Hero. Ong Bak. Jackie Brown. Star Trek. Rock n Rolla.
Oceans 11, 12 & 13. Chicago. Rocky Horror. Pulp Fiction. Dead
Snow. Robin Hood Men in Tights. Spaceballs. Death to Smoochy.
Smoking Aces. Afro Samurai. Dead Leaves.
Artists and styles include:
dancefloor drum n bass
DJ Marky & A.I. - Shame
System of a Down
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Thunderball - Return of the panther
Moving Fusion - Lazy Bones
most any version of "Fever"
Bulletproof Space Travelers
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Meats, carbs, dairy, fruits and vegetables.
I love me some Izzard. Kyle Kinane. Kumail Nanjiani. Kevin Pollack.
James Adomian. Dan Cummings. Joe Rogan. Ben Bailey. Kevin Hart.
Jeff Garlan. Baron Vaughn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the universe works.
Dropping everything and becoming a super villain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to sing and make instrument sounds with my mouth.
I'm really a Pokémon.
I think I forget what I look like without a beard lol.
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