Single gal and obnoxious cat seek company for NPR listening, binge drinking and other recreational activities. Human is a graphic designer who enjoys talking to people, going places and making stuff. Cat enjoys sleeping, destroying the rug and Grolsch beer.

Graphic designer/illustrator (but probably not what you imagine). I also like walking and swimming.

Photoshop

Dimples or booty? Depends on whether or not they are infront of or behind me.

Talk: Joe Frank, Radiolab, This American Life, TED, The Moth, Risk!, Savage Love

Internet: Wiktionary, Reddit

Books: Junot Díaz, Miranda July, Jhumpa Lahiri, Jane Jacobs

Music: Björk, Kate Bush, Nicki Minaj, Paul Simon, Bob Marley, Future Sound of London, Aphex Twin, Skrillex

Food: PHO, Green juice, Watermelon, Sriracha sauce, Harney Tea, Beets, Cashews, Coco water, Fresca...I like yuppie food but I also like regular food.

TV: Louie, The Newsroom, Rome, Dexter, In Treatment, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Real Time, X-Files, Kroll Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Lost (Seasons 1-3 and the Desmond stuff later on)

Whether or not I'm a chatbot.

Even though I'm (officially) an illustrator, I can't draw.

Please don't be on this tumblr: http://fedorasofokc.tumblr.com

If you're looking for a partner in crime. My expertise is advance-fee fraud and forgery. I'm not really into arson or infanticide, so if you just want to go around setting fires and killing babies...we might not make a good match. But, IMHO nothing beats a good 419 scam or a little counterfeiting!

Full disclosure: I've attended a couple of Ivy League schools. This is a pre-requisite for some and a deal-breaker for others so I thought I'd mention it.

Fair warning: If you msg me and you don't have a photo of yourself posted on your profile, I will block you.

Don't message me if you want to be friends because I'm here to win!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24