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35 / F / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
- Last Online
- Today – 6:03am
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Judaism and laughing about it
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
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Internet: Wiktionary, Reddit
Books: Junot Díaz, Miranda July, Jhumpa Lahiri, Jane Jacobs
Music: Björk, Kate Bush, Nicki Minaj, Paul Simon, Bob Marley, Future Sound of London, Aphex Twin, Skrillex
Food: PHO, Green juice, Watermelon, Sriracha sauce, Harney Tea, Beets, Cashews, Coco water, Fresca...I like yuppie food but I also like regular food.
TV: Louie, The Newsroom, Rome, Dexter, In Treatment, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Real Time, X-Files, Kroll Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Lost (Seasons 1-3 and the Desmond stuff later on)
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 26–44
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
If you're looking for a partner in crime. My expertise is advance-fee fraud and forgery. I'm not really into arson or infanticide, so if you just want to go around setting fires and killing babies...we might not make a good match. But, IMHO nothing beats a good 419 scam or a little counterfeiting!
Full disclosure: I've attended a couple of Ivy League schools. This is a pre-requisite for some and a deal-breaker for others so I thought I'd mention it.
Fair warning: If you msg me and you don't have a photo of yourself posted on your profile, I will block you.
Don't message me if you want to be friends because I'm here to win!!