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framebreak

22 F Canberra, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My use of dating sites and faith in humanity is inversely proportional.
What I’m doing with my life
Being better than everyone else.
And being modest.
And not being a hypocrite.
I’m really good at
... equivocating
Which resultantly leads to berating
From dudes without tact
Who wish to extract
The details I have avoided stating
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows - Daria, Superjail, Firefly
Games - Banjo-Kazooie, Metroid Prime, FEZ
Movie - Winnie the Poo and the Chamber of Syrup
Dogs - dingo, Tamaskan, Shiba
Keys - donkey, house key, whiskey
The six things I could never do without
- i can't think of anything
- oh wait
- my cat
- i'd definitely die without my cat
- i don't actually own a cat
- i guess i was wrong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I'm not Kanye West. I mean seriously what the fuck
On a typical Friday night I am
disappointed that nothing atypical is happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As soon as I admit it, the second most private thing I'm willing to admit becomes the most private, until I admit that, and so on. What a dumb question.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
an armed robber is pointing a gun at your head and asks if you have any last words.

House rules
I
- may not respond if you're the arbitrarily chosen age of 27 or over
- will do my best to reply to you at least once. If I don't answer, it either means I'm thinking of something stupid to say or forgot about your message. A thousand apologies, my hippocampus is not what it used to be
- probably don't want to have sex with you
- don't Skype with strangers, sorryyyy