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frankenspazz

26 Fort Worth, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 7
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Insert clever pithy remark here* Since you can never truly know someone (I mean, look at John W. Gacy and his wife) this will have to do I guess hahaha. Vicious, animal, tomboy, loud once you get to know me, obnoxious, disobedient and defiant, smartass, pervert, random and painfully honest. I DO NOT TOLERATE BEING LIED TO! I will call you on it if I feel what you've said is a lie and I will stop talking to you, I don't have time for shitty people. Ummm I feel brain dead most of the time due to a lack of mental stimulation.

Important side note, I am weird, I'm into "weird" things, like pain, and lots of fetishes. You aren't into that stuff then move along, I'm not for you.

IF YOU ARE JUST HERE FOR SEX, GET OFF MY PAGE AND DO NOT MESSAGE ME. JUST BECAUSE ALL YOUR PAST GIRLFRIENDS WERE BORING PRUDES AND I AM UP FRONT ABOUT WHO I AM DOES NOT MEAN I WILL BE YOUR EXPERIMENT! I WILL NOT BE YOUR SCOOP OF CHOCOLATE WHEN YOU NORMALLY GET VANILLA! GO DO SOME RESEARCH. LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M NOT HERE TO TEACH YOU THE WAYS. AND I AM NOT A DOMME. (I just don't like topping guys. But for the right person, I migghtt do it)

Also! I have a lot of scars, some I love, some I wish I didn't have, but I do and I can't do anything to change that other than let time make it fade. So if you are superficial and shallow, I'm also not for you and you can bugger off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it a day at a time. Seeing as how the only other option is death ;p
I rreeaallyy want to learn to swing dance.
Also attempting to eat healthier and work out more! Woohoo!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fucking shit up.
Being loud.
Being mean.
Being silly.
Being sweet.
Being obedient when I want to be haha.
Catching people in lies.
Playing dumb.
Asking questions.
Pushing buttons.
Board games.
Reading.
Shutting the world out.
Reading humans.
Being self aware.
Improving on myself.
Making lists.
Babbling/rambling/ranting.
A shit loads more but that's for me to know and to decide whether or not you get to find out about those secret super powers...... Aaww damn it...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
....... I'm a bitch? Nah, ok maybe. But really though, I'm short with lllooonnnggg hair. And have an aggressive/hostile stature. At least I've been told that. Resting bitch face. Hhaahh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, The Story of O. Any good horror and anything that educates my mind. Also read manga, graphic novels, and comics. (I miss top cow) Wwwwaaayyyyy more movies than I can tap out. Seriously just ask. I'm a movie junkie I speak in movie quotes, but to give a slight idea, Mel Brooks anything, anything Tarantino, Coen brothers, Stanley Kubrick. That's just a teensy taste. I watch anime and animated graphic novels as well. Some tv shows but not a lot. I have a wide range in taste of music. The Germs, The Pixies, The Cramps, Tool, Pusifier, A.P.C., Lower Class Brats, The Ramones, The Casualties, Strange Music, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Minor Threat, Marilyn Manson, Dope, Cheap Sex, Metallica, Cro-mags, Lamb Of God, Peter Tosh, Sublime, Leftover Crack, The Puppin Sisters, Squirrel Nut Zipper,T.S.O.L, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Flogging Molly, old Slipknot, Massive Attack, Black Flag/Henry Rollins, Portishead, Ella Fitzgerald, Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, Leadbelly, Johnny cash, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bad Brains, The Mad Caddies,30's 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's 90's and early 2000's ...I don't even think that really covers it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Any books
movies/plays
music
cannabis(yes the sweet ganja. It's my alternative to pharmaceutical junk, pharmaceutical meds just fuck me up.)
water
knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people care what other people, whom they don't know, think. women, quantum physics, what causes people to be lacking in common sense, movies and music just aren't as good as they could be these days. The fact that this country is going to hell in a hand basket so to speak oh and why guys feel the need to wear girl pants(or skinny jeans, whatever you call them. You know they can damage your sack?) Why everybody on here is a pretentious asshole or incredibly self absorbed. What happened to normal confident intelligent people who aren't snobby just because they've gone to college. Guesss whhaatt? Knowledge is at everyones finger tips, you don't need 3 jobs and a life time of debt to educate yourself. Among other stuff. My brain drifts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What's the most private thing you are willing to ask me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can have a decent stimulating conversation, if you are a douche bag, back away from the messaging button.