MBTI: DGAF Wait that can't be right...
Snapshot of Your Life Right Now:
I've been living in SF for about a year now, fully entrenched in my career, and just became an uncle! Baby Clementine.
Sense of Humor:
If you get any of these references then.. um.. booyah! We have something in common.
"You're out of your element Donnie!"
"You have to dominate the swordfish, only then can you sauté it."
"We know you had a great time last night Frank, I think the whole town knows you had a great time."
"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
"The sea was angry that day my friends..."
"I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me."
"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow the lawn?"
"I'm getting my turtleneck. I'm not diffusing a bomb in this!?"
"Half man, half bear-pig."
"Bitch betta have my honey!"
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."
"It's a trap!"
"...ya know we're up on stage with armadillos in our trousers..."
"They're illusions Michael, tricks are what whores do for money."
"I'm fiscally responsible, but sexually out of control."
A Book, Any book, Talk About a Book:
The Book of the Damned - Charles Fort
You don't have to believe anything in this book to get the message. In fact, Fort doesn't even necessarily subscribe to his own explanations. But they're just as plausible as the widely accepted truths of the day. It's incredibly thought provoking and will make you question almost everything you've ever learned.
Most Recent Concert/Event:
"Sleep No More" at the McKittrick Hotel in NYC. Holy shit... sex, murder, intrigue
Chico State. Made it out alive...
Acheivements and Such:
+ I was a roadie for Metallica on their Speed of
Sound tour. Bunch of assholes.
+ I taught Bear Grylls everything he knows.
+ I'm a retired semi-pro wakeboarder.
+ Nearly placed third in the Iron Man triathlon,
but crashed and caused a 10-bike pile up at
the finish line. You may have seen the footage
on ESPN not top 10.
+ I trained the very first dachshund guide dog.
(Some said it couldn't be done due to their
small stature and affinity for biting children)
+ I recently painted a total Bob Ross masterpiece, but then lit it ablaze... for the world is not yet ready for such greatness.
+++ What the fuck is this guy talking about?