Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't like the premise of this section and have decided to
The whole point of this site is about two people and creating some
sort of 'us'. So this bit is not going to be about me. I
We'll make each other laugh until we cry. We'll go on adventures
together. We'll explore each other and the world, devouring
knowledge and experiences rapaciously. We'll build each other up
and egg each other on. We'll make time to be silly and sensible:
often in the same sentence. We'll support each other and help each
other realise our hopes and dreams. We'll learn from each other.
We'll inspire each other. We'll shag each other senseless with wild
passion, sensual eroticism and endless inventiveness.
We'll ride bikes together naked in the rain through Oslo city
centre at 12.17pm on the 9th of June 2059. Ummm... what I mean is:
we'll understand that some things the other person does or says
makes no sense at all. And accept that. And learn from it. And
enjoy the nonsense. We'll be our own people, but make a lovely Venn
We'll forgive, tolerate and enjoy each other's stupidity, faults,
moods and quirks. We'll make sure that we stay friends, even when
grumpy. We'll trust each other. And we'll keep our sense of
We'll look at the howling, frothing, absurdly bewildering insanity
of the universe with a cheeky grin. We'll conspire to defy the
infinite improbability of creation to make just one tiny piece of
it make sense.
Hmm... reading that back. Makes me sound like I'm looking for 'the
one'. Maybe, but then: reality. Yeah. That. Can't start every
conversation thinking 'is she the one? How about her?' Life doesn't
work like that. So I don't either.
As to the screed of purple prose above? Meh, I simply found myself
rambling on the nature of relationships whilst at a keyboard and
went with it ;D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not taking myself nearly as seriously as all that suggests.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
St. Paul's Cathedral Choirboys sing the Sex Pistols.
John Prescott reads the Karma Sutra (the audio book)
Will Self reads Hemingway (a bit obscure that one)
Mary Whitehouse reads 'The story of O'
George Osbourne reads 'The road to Wigan pier'
Brian Sewell reads 'Trainspotting'
And I actually could do these all night ;-)
Irvine Welsh reading Winnie the Pooh?
In other news, my world also features a double bill of theatrical
Ant and Dec in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead
Bruce Forsyth's Hamlet
Actually, I really would go and see Ant and Dec in Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern are Dead. How epic would that be? They'd be *perfect*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday night, the eagle flies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"He certainly seemed to have all the qualities of a gentleman, but
the interesting kind who knows exactly when to stop behaving like
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a brain that works.
I mean really works,
Ideally without having to be jumpstarted with a cattle prod.
Smart is the new sexy.
Well, so is sexy. Sexy is the old sexy. And is still sexy. Oh ye
gods, what kind of complicated petard have I hoisted myself
Look, by this point you've already decided if you like the sound of
me or not. I'd love you to message me.
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