I am positive I want to meet someone who can make me laugh, someone who kisses really fucking well, someone who either gets me completely, or can't figure me out, and loves me all the more for it, someone who loves music, cats, and shitty tv, someone who is comfortable enough in their own skin to deal with the fact that I don't drink, and can recognize that that doesn't make me any less fun to be around. I'm positive that most of the time, I'm negative. I'm positive that I have the worst temper of anyone I know. I'm positive that I am old. and getting older.
I'm difficult, and hard, and annoying as shit. I'm weird, and angry, and confusing. but I'm also funny, and smart, and kind to animals, sometimes humans. I'm not a 'cat person', but I have a cat who, despite being a total bastard, still knocks me out every day that I know him.
what I am not is a wine-drinking, scandal-watching, 50 shades of grey-reading, katy perry-listening, girls night out-having, 'single lady'. I am severely uncomfortable with sincerity on the first date, and if that first date involves you wearing any form of khaki or pleated pant and a tucked in shirt, I'm sorry, this is probably not going to work out.