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frassypants

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Feb 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So far I am procrastinating like a champ on this thing. Don't hold it against me.
What I’m doing with my life
My day revolves around walking my lilydog and finding just perfect study nooks for my Biology readings. Also, hatching bank heist plans and fantasizing about what it would be like to be an old-timey Private Investigater.
I’m really good at
A lot of simple things. And a few complex things. Ambiguity.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, sense of humor. Also, I'm chubby and I would look great after a few months going to the gym.
The six things I could never do without
My dog.
Science.
The color red.
The senses.
Compassion.
Music.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's all a random mystery. I could be out and about or curled up with my dog on my feet watching sci-fi on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I look a lot like David Foster Wallace.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You just want to go for it.