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20 F Sarasota, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:46pm
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless, sarcastic piece of shit, but just like an onion, when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.

ENFJ, if you're interested in that sort of thing. Aspiring international human rights lawyer, current angry feminist college student.

I'm a work in progress.

Ambivalent, irreverent, passionate.

I dig love, friendship, and wit.

In an open relationship with someone whom I care very much for.

Pansexual switch, chaotic good.

"I'm a dissolute Hunter S. Thompson wannabe who reads the battle diaries of Vietnamese generals on rainy days." -Matt Taibbi

feminist leftist femme Ravenclaw
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to come up with creative answers when people ask what I'm doing with my life and failing miserably. Being gregarious. Laughing. Blogging. Writing. Talking to my cat. Crying while playing Nintendo. Self-improvement. Rereading books for the umpteenth time. Participating in stereotypical burnout activities except actually being productive in-between. Grabbing altonncf's ass. International law things.
I’m really good at
Rhyming off the top of my head, cuddling, remembering trivial information, making an otherwise normal social interaction uncomfortable, being facially expressive, being emotionally authentic, dressing better than you, being drunk and angry, saying things that upset white men, muttering in Latin, having a fucked up sleep schedule, laughing at my own jokes, heartfelt inebriated confessions, not answering my phone, fighting the good fight, not sleeping enough, lusting after people and never telling them, legitimately asking/wondering how your day was, cooking, baking, internally narrating my life, 4am emotional connections, making people laugh so they don't realize how socially inept I am, dancing, caring.

I alternate between being needy-ish and ignoring you for long periods of time to read about Iranian nuclear policy. What a catch, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
Red hair, pale skin, alternation between painful shyness and bubbly extroversion. My proportionally-large ass. My social incompetence. The fact that I'm almost always wearing stilettos and dresses, regardless of the situation.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, purpose, laughter, thought, hope.
If this said 'seven', I'd add bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What kind of Publix sub I'm feelin' today, the concept of a zombie virus, power dynamics in interpersonal relationships, foreign policy, science, environmental sustainability, what matters to people, alternatives to capitalism, gender, fashion, love, politics, Israel, Iran, Russia, closure, how early in the day it's socially acceptable to drink my feelings, intimacy, sex, catharsis, words, breathing, ICC, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with cool kids, doing cool kid things.
Kissing pretty people.
Sobbing over shitty anime with my fantastic and beautiful roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I count in binary in my head when I'm nervous.
I'm a little on the melancholy side.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you're brave, honest, charming, give a shit about those around you, and think you can make me smile. Empathy is pretty big for me.

you don't feel the need to tell me that you're 'not like other guys.'

you're passionate about something.

you like playful bickering.

you want to tell me about Judaism.

you want to talk about international relations with me.

you strongly identify with a Hogwarts House, and you can give me a really good reason as to why.

you're a feminist ally and not afraid of your male friends finding out.

you're okay with the fact that I'll get distracted and accidentally probably not answer.