I know you want to slump on these lumps. But you can't because you're a chump. A chummppp. If you get that reference then kudos. Basically here's the deal, born in California, raised in North Carolina, just moved back to California so I need friends. Like desperately. I just want to meet new people and go on awesome adventures. Call me freckles. I prefer it over my real name. I have a potty mouth like no other. If you want to date me just leave now because that's not going to happen. I have an unnatural love for Australians, tall people, red pandas and lumpy space princess.

If you're one of those people that prefers picture books, here's the picture book version of my life: instragram- jessykaahhh
Yes I just put my instagram on here. Judge me.

Traveling and deciding what to do with my life. Existentialism is a bitch.

Sports, being clumsy, making puns, saying yolo, being ratchet (I mean, those last 2 kind of go hand in hand, right?) and finding 4 leaf clovers. Judge me all you want.

My freckles usually. I also get a lot of comments about how large my eyes are.

Books: Anything by Ellen Hopkins, Great Gatsby, Rena's Promise
Movies: Horror and comedy movies for the most part. Shawshank Redemption and Easy A are always good in my book.
Music: Anything. Journey, Trifonic, Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Parachute, Queen, six parts seven, explosion in the sky, Swedish house mafia, frank ocean...the list goes on.
Food: Italian

Oxygen
My family
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Australians
My car

You want to be friends and partake in awesome adventures. And if you promise to not develop feelings for me because honestly aint nobody got time for that.