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fred-like

45 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born & raised in New York, I have lived in Seattle long enough that I'm a total wimp by East Coast standards.
I (used to) spend a bizarre percentage of my time on a bicycle. (used to) Build musical instruments (or at least parts of them...) for a living.

Well, I did....

These days, I actually charge people money to do things with and to their bicycles. Great fun, actually. I'm pretty darn lucky in this regard. (yeah, used to do this too. I really need to edit this thing at some point...)

Note: I've been dealing with some pretty serious family health issues the last several weeks. Not a whole lot of time/energy left over to keep up on this here place...

I am lah, de, and dah
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
stuff AND things...

Frittering away the time between bike races. Worrying about my mom. Having my appendages bent in unpleasant directions by sweaty people in brazillian pajamas...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...a whole bunch of esoteric stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The vacant, haunted eyes, and the soulless pallor of my fish-belly white skin.

...or maybe it's something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list... here are a couple.

a)Eichmann in Jerusalem b)The Trial, which kicks Citizen Kane's ass all over the place. c)Whatever the Ipod happens to shuffle to tonight... d)Don't eat meat, don't like Grapefruit, anything else is game-on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hard drugs, cigarette smoke, lies, dishonesty, sloth, chopped liver, and Dianetics.

Oh... wait a minute, without...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. Cycling. My elderly mother. Political philosophy (yeaahhh... I know. Run away now.) Brazilian Jiu-itsu. Or nothing. Aspiring to be thinking about nothing a larger percentage of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Packing for the bicycle race on Saturday. Unless I'm injured, like now. Then I'm trying not to go slightly insane.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am far more less interesting than I appear upon first inspection.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are certifiably insane and looking to wreck someone's life. You drive a white SUV. Somehow it seems that I keep getting torn to pieces by amazing women with white SUVs. So maybe don't drop me a line if you've got one. Or, well... do? I dunno, I'm confused by this. Correlation? Causation? WTF?
Tolerance for compulsive athleticism is a plus.