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22 F Northampton, MA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Tired of your bullshit. Yes, I'm talking to you.

I'm looking for new friends in and around Noho--just finished college at one of the Five Colleges and I'm staying in the area to work in the tech industry. All my college friends moved away, so I'm looking to make some new ones. In case I'm not clear there--oh my god please I want to make new friends especially female identified friends please please please I miss having friends so much.

I spend most of my free time playing videogames--League of Legends currently consumes my life. I love cooking elaborate meals, knitting, and learning new things via Youtube videos.

I'm an artist who doesn't do enough art, an ex-musician who wishes she still played music, and general despiser of physical activity. I struggle with the latter and the resulting bodily effects of it, but I also try hard to be positive about my body and appearance.

If you're interested romantically--better work for it. I'm in an open relationship with a wonderful man and I'm amenable to romantic/sexual involvement but not eager.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Paying off student loans and railing against the unfair capitalist system that brought me to this place--and the fact that 1/4th of my paycheck goes to taxes that fund guns and drones instead of healthcare and social safety nets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing emaciated people
Cooking things involving garlic powder
Not finishing videogames
Pining over dogs that are not mine
Making disgusting mixed drinks that I think are amazing
Spending entire days basically not leaving my bed
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My terrifyingly sublime beauty that threatens to drag you kicking, screaming, but not really protesting, back into the void from whence we all came. But actually probably just my boobs. They're really nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Currently mainlining the entirety of House because they finally put it on Netflix.

My diet says "strictly anything," and I mean it. I love food, especially Vietnamese, Japanese, Mexican, and Indian. Food. I love food. A lot. Food.

Music: the usual hipster indie crap, plus a lot of electronic dance music. Top bands: Arcade Fire, old Cloud Cult, Decemberists, Glitch Mob, Daft Punk

Books: obsessed to an unhealthy degree with social scifi. Lilith's Brood Series, Oryx and Crake/Year of the Floor/MaddAddam, anything by Ursula K. LeGuin, anything by Neal Stephenson but particularly Anathem. If you have any recommendations, let me know!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex sex and more sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How neurotic I am and how I can be less so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunken videogames or small party with friends. Or perhaps an interesting cooking project. Or, ideally, all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My goal in life is to be happy, but I'm not sure I'll ever achieve it.
You should message me if
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You're not an idiot.

You want to talk about kink.