Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The dreaded "self-summary", or miniature biography. Writing these
things has always filled me with a sense of dread, as such that I'm
usually unable to write anything inherently coherent or meaningful.
Which puts me at a loss, seeing as how people usually comment on
how eloquent I am. If you've read this far already, I commend you
on your persistence and hope you don't get put off by the following
I have one tattoo, on my right forearm. I love body art, and
already have three more planned, when money allows. I consider
myself to be ambitious and passionate, yet also sympathetic, loyal
and caring. Helping people is one of my main kicks in life, whether
it's helping the occasional tourist find their way, teaching people
new skills, or simply being there for friends when they need it,
it's truly the one thing in life I really love.
Recently graduated from a reasonably prestigious BA, yet find
myself stuck in a not-so-well-paid job which I'm fortunately
Despite the aforementioned making me sound like a complete bore, I
am actually a laugh sometimes, and there's nothing I love more than
getting completely wrecked now and then with friends and dancing
like a decapitated emu at some atrocious club or other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work. A lot. Free time generally consists of cooking elaborate
french meals a la Julia Child, most of which goes to waste because
I'm hopelessly single. Gallery visits are also a favourite pastime,
but I tend to find a lot of the current trends in the art world
bland & banal. Did I mention I work a lot?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Photography, Self depreciation.
I really struggle to list things I'm good at. You'd have to ask my
The first things people usually notice about me
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If i'm sober, people will usually comment on my hair or my smile
(which is odd, because I HATE my smile). If I'm drunk, the first
noticeable thing is probably how much of a state I am...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Mark Danielewski, How I Paid
For College, Anything by Susan Sontag or any photographic theory
book, as long as it stays away from landscape...
Movies: Serenity, Amelie, Delicatessen, X-Men,
TV: Game of Thrones, RuPaul's Drag Race, Parks
& Rec, Firefly, Buffy, Miranda, AbFab, Dollhouse, Hex, Family
Guy, American Dad, various anime series.
Music: Anything from Classical to Death Metal,
leaving out most Rap, RnB and HipHop. Current favourites include
Aimee Mann, Snow Ghosts, Tristania & Laika
Food: I love all good food, from any region, but a
few favourites include; Malaysian, Mexican, Japanese, French,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Camera(s), My friends, Wine, Music, Cats, Contrast (as a
concept, not a photoshop effect)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies, depending on the week and my bank balance. Either out
with friends, too drunk, or in with friends, not drunk enough.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I were willing to admit it on a public profile, it wouldn't be
very private, would it?! I guess you'll just have to find out...
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