Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
** My experience thus far suggests women on these sites aren't
really looking for much. So I'm just gonna have fun with this. If
you pick up on my humor then maybe you might just be the right one
for me. **
I know it's hard to get a good reading off of a site like this, so
I'm going to do my best and hope my attempt at humor comes off as
well here as it does in my head. If not, well then at least I'm
laughing in my head.
To cut to the nitty gritty that every one here is looking for....I
have my check list right here::
Job- check. Its not my passion but its fun for now while I work
towards my dream job.
Car- check! It's brand new..looks sharp and really needed for going
to get good coffee.
Education- check and check. I am a collector of degrees. I love
learning, who doesn't want to better themselves? ? I am currently
working on 2 master's degrees. I have become exceptionally
proficient at writing papers. Meaning, your grammar should be at
least acceptable by 4th grader standards.
Adorable dog- check! !!!! My dog is my best buddy and a good judge
of character. If he doesn't like you then you're probably not cool
enough for me. Ha.
I love to read, you'll be hard pressed to find me without a book
with me. I love coffee and spending an enjoyable afternoon at the
coffee shop with a beautiful girl.
Movies and music are also big passions of mine, though I fear I'd
run out of space telling you all of them. Let's just say I need to
clear out some DVDs to make room for more activities! Lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cherishing time with my dog.
Randomly quoting movies in order to substitute those awkward
moments of silence at work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Movie and music trivia.
Sharing silly pics off the Internet with friends to make the work
day go by easier.
Interviewing for janitorial jobs in a tuxedo.
Singing. .I've been known to have a voice of Fergi combined with an
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have nice eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: Walking Dead, The Following, The Strain, Family Guy,
Movies: Step Brothers, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Naked Gun, Animal
House, Anchorman, Blackhawk Down, Forest Gump, Goodfellas
Music: Def Leppard, Dokken, Poison, Van Halen, Seether, Bryan
Adams, Eddie Money, Five Finger Death Punch and a whole bunch of
random generes. I guess I have a musical personality disorder.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog...truly mans best friend
Music...I love all genres
Coffee...keeps me going
Peanut butter and chocolate..a guilty pleasure
The internet...I need it for school papers. Lol
My mother....she is my greatest support.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future endeavors in my new career field.
Whatever happened to quality tv shows like; Alf, Family Ties, Night
court, Full House and the Cosby Show. Lol.
What is going on with today's pop music? What happened to Debbie
Gibson. .Tiffany. .Pet Shop Boys..INXS? Hell..NKOTB had better
stuff than the crap playing today. Haha.
Why people say, "I'm sorry to hear that". Why is the person
apologizing for hearing something they just heard? Ha!
Why would Bill Cosby violate anyone with a pudding pop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing. Watching a movie at home or hitting up the theater.
Spending time at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty open. Honestly, just ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of the following would be positive traits:
You're serious about dating. No games or drama please. You're not
an alcoholic...posting multiple pictures of yourself holding a beer
might suggest you are one. You love dogs. You are old enough to
actually remember the first Gulf War...reading about it in school
doesn't count. You don't base your personality assessment solely on
the Myers Briggs test. ..seriously the free online version is
nothing like the real thing. You take the match rating scale on
here with a grain of salt. You want to go to haunted house
attraction with me. You want to have a romantic moment playing
tetherball to the song by When in Rome...like the ending of
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