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37 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
When drinking
Not at all
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Russian (Fluently), French (Okay), Ancient Greek, Latin

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My self-summary
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I'm quite suspicious about anything that might require me to be vulnerable and sincere but I'm working on real name is Alex.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working clever. I have lots of time to pursue my hobbies which include bee-keeping, flying small planes, chasing waves in far-flung places, and wizardry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing stuff into the bin from a distance, exploring, taking time, mucking about, repeating mistakes exactly, being simultaneously deep and shallow, being strong in a crisis, creating a crisis in order to be strong, watching animals, dancing, analysing books and films over-critically, over thinking, jumping in, being amazed, being in bed, studying tantra, chi kong, having sober nights with drunk people, being inconsistent, cooking weird food, trying to swim in very cold water, identifying bees, pretending I know stuff that I don't, recently in answer to what type of bird is that? Getting frustrated with people for not knowing things I just learnt off the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I'm cumbersomely well-hung. Even from a distance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A free-association of some things: Ray Charles, Chinatown, Bill Evans, night train, The Alexandria Quartet, The Rolling Stones, Haneke, Brodsky, The Cloud Corporation, Hook and the Twin, The Godfather, Jack White, Donne, Dr. John, Annie Hall, Iannucci, Chris Morris, Peter Cook, Girls, Daniel Kitson, Stanhope, Les Murray, Bill Murray, Keith Murray, Rakim, Bach, Tom Waits, those dark European directors, Viz, J K Toole, Krishnamurti, de Kooning, Coen brothers, Lynch, The Voice, Dogma films, Cassavetes, O'hara, Pushkin, most early Jack Nicholson, Checkov, Paul Klee, Stevie Wonder, Elizabeth Bishop, Foster Wallace, Virginia Woolf, early NAS, 90's hip hop in general, Jean de Florette and Manon, Up the Bracket, Louis CK, other music, food, and although I try to be a vegetarian I will eat insects.

I don't like football, gangster clouds, soulless indie noodling, either 'banter' or 'chat', fat spiders, bad water, the apologies of london underground, and ties.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Will survive me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today I've thought quite a lot about the fox who sleeps on the roof opposite my balcony.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never in Clapham, always myself. If I ever invent an aftershave-which I won't because I don't like it-that will be its strapline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It keeps changing..I'll admit to anything if asked by the right person. Oh, I know all the lyrics to 212.
You should message me if
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You're funny and good-looking. (Not all the time of course..sometimes you're neither and sometimes you're probably a bit of a dick.)