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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:41pm
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't cut my own nails, but I cut my own hair.

I want to say i am looking for romantic activity partners, but i think that sounds like i am looking for casual sex; like the time i used the term "adult appliances" to describe a food processor and a kitchen mixer (no hetero). What this means in my mind is someone to do fun things with and make fun of things with. Also, cuddle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My default is to say the song "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith sums up my life, but that really isn't the case anymore. Maybe it never was. I am certainly not "sleepin late and smokin tea"; I am keeping in touch with "mama kin" however.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting important pieces of information; remembering not so important pieces of information. Coming up with systems to help with the former.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am wearing what i want to wear, and not what i think i should be wearing, or what i think other people think i should be wearing. That's what this is asking, right? Do any of us know? What wins over what?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Both my thumbs; At least one testicle (still have both); Stuff to read; My Mom; Caffeine; Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the show ALF hasn't stood the test of time. It really seems like a home-run idea, but when i go back and watch it, it isn't that great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You might catch me at the rave store. You might catch me getting doughnuts at not voodoo. You might catch me at home getting ready for something better on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've seen some bras.
You should message me if
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Based on the messages that i have received; ladies do not read this far in the profile before messaging you. Also, who am i to tell you what to do?

However, if you have read this far and you are Sephardi and can teach me Ladino PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!!!