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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I want to say i am looking for romantic activity partners, but i think that sounds like i am looking for casual sex; like the time i used the term "adult appliances" to describe a food processor and a kitchen mixer (no hetero).

I want to find someone i enjoy spending time with to go with me to events. There is obviously some "skid-row-bro" (quid-pro-quo) that will go along with this.

I feel i should disclose that i am an East Coast Jew.

I don't cut my own nails, but I cut my own hair.

My blog:

My Twitter: @TPBAdvice

I have an instagram that i just started. I don't think i trust you people enough to share that yet.
What I’m doing with my life
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I find this section the hardest to answer. My default is to say the song "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith sums up my life, but that really isn't the case anymore. Maybe it never was. I am certainly not "sleepin late and smokin tea"; I am keeping in touch with "mama kin" however.

I have a job, really, a career, a car, my own place, and a good relationship with my mom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people make decisions in a logical manner. One of my friend suggested that i start a business as a "Life Concierge". Also, having all of the fun!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am going to say my shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: "The Kid Stays In The Picture" and "The Fat Lady Sang" by Robert Evans, "BossyPants" by Tina Fey. Most of the time books that will teach me things, or reference books. Right now i am reading "Capital" by Thomas Piketty.

Really, my favorite book is "The Amy Vanderbilt Complete Guide To Etiquette" by Amy Vanderbilt. It is the book i go to whenever i have questions about life. The dating advice is a little outdated.

Favorite movie: In A World..., Dallas Buyers Club, It's A Disaster, Hamlet 2, Top 5

Favorite shows (that are still on the air): Bobs Burgers, Silicon Valley, Shameless, Game of Thrones, The League, Rick and Morty, True Detective, No You Shut Up, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, You're The Worst

Favorite music: Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite band is i always say "Guns N Roses". I don't think this is still the case however. I have mostly just been listening to grime (the genre of music from the UK), and Baltimore Club recently.

Favorite music appendix: whenever i see the okc logo in the upper corner i think it says oke.

Favorite food: Energy Drinks
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Both my thumbs; At least one testicle (still have both); Stuff to read; My Mom; Caffeine; Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the show ALF hasn't stood the test of time. It really seems like a home-run idea, but when i go back and watch it, it isn't that great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Based on an analysis of the past 30 weeks it appears that I am in bed at a reasonable hour. I have commitments from 8am to 9pm on Fridays, so unless there is something really compelling to keep me out, I'm going home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Someone once reported my profile because in the "What are you doing with your life?" question i put "I train seeing eye hawks". She was VERY upset when i told her this was not a real thing.

Also, i will often fast forward through the opening credits of a television show if i have seen it a number of times.
You should message me if
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Based on the messages that i have received; ladies do not read this far in the profile before messaging you. Also, who am i to tell you what to do?

However, if you have read this far and you are Sephardi and can teach me Ladino PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!!!