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32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I just moved here!! (June 17th 2014)

I deactivated my account about a year ago. I am trying it again. I don't know how much faith i have in this.

I should really put more of a self summary here.

This interface has changed a lot since the last time my profile was active. I wonder if it is actually generating revenue.

My blog:

My Twitter: @TPBAdvice
What I’m doing with my life
Right now i am trying to get everything unpacked and organized.
I’m really good at
Having all of the fun!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: "The Kid Stays In The Picture" and "The Fat Lady Sang" by Robert Evans, "BossyPants" by Tina Fey, and "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand (please don't take this as an indication of my beliefs). Most of the time books that will teach me things, or reference books. Right now i am reading "Capital" by Thomas Piketty.

Favorite movie: In A World..., Dallas Buyers Club, It's A Disaster, Hamlet 2

Favorite show (that are still on the air): Bobs Burgers, Silicon Valley, Parks and Recreation, Shameless, Game of Thrones, The League, Rick and Morty, True Detective

Favorite music: Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite band is i always say "Guns N Roses". I don't think this is still the case however. I have mostly just been listening to grime (the genre of music from the UK), and Baltimore Club recently.

Favorite food: Energy Drinks

Favorite clothing: Coogi
The six things I could never do without
I came up with this list a long time ago. It is as accurate as i can get right now.

Both my thumbs. At least one testicle (still have both). Stuff to read. My Mom. Caffeine. Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If people got that thing that I sent them.

But really economics, in the broad sense of the word/study. If you want to know more about that, ask.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't even know anymore.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am far more awesome than this profile makes me seem.

Also, someone once reported my profile because in the "What are you doing with your life?" question i put "I train seeing eye hawks". She was VERY upset when i told her this was not a real thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Based on the messages that i have received; ladies do not read this far in the profile before messaging you. Also, who am i to tell you what to do?

Also, if you know a lot about Game Theory or Game Study (preferably both) you should definitely message me to help me design this new board game.

I only have 2 deal breakers currently. They are halitosis and multiple baby daddies.