33 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
I'm looking for a real connection with a nice lady.

Sometimes I read profiles and think people are being too picky, but then I think about what I am looking for and realize that I am just as picky; I am just not vocal about it.

IG: morefunthankendra
t: @TPBadvice

Will you be the Jandana to my Bocephus?

Freakonomics told me to apply filters and expand geographically, in case you live outside of Portland. I will provide a link to that at some point. Really, I hope you understand the internet enough to find it yourself if you are curious.
What I’m doing with my life
My default is to say the song "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith sums up my life, but that really isn't the case anymore. Maybe it never was. I am certainly not "sleepin late and smokin tea"; I am keeping in touch with "mama kin" however.

As the information above might make you think otherwise, i have a real job, i almost said adult job, but that would mean something else ;-p, a car, and my own place.
I’m really good at
Forgetting important pieces of information; remembering not so important pieces of information. Coming up with systems to help with the former.
The first things people usually notice about me
My outfit, or maybe the beard depending on its status. Or maybe the kicks. Or maybe i am grabing their hands and making them feel my beard because it is the softest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I keep adding things to my Netflix queue, but I never remove it when I am done watching. I will also go to watch something from said queue, and instead of watching something from it I just watch 30 Rock again.

I showed up late to the Podcast dance because I thought the Comedy Bang Bang television show was the worst thing ever.

I also showed up late to the TED Talk dance. I do not blame Scott Aukerman for that one. That one is on me.

"... And grime nearly killed me, and grime saved my life..." Manga
The six things I could never do without
Both my thumbs; At least one testicle (still have both); Stuff to read; My Mom; Caffeine; Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the show ALF hasn't stood the test of time. It really seems like a home-run idea, but when i go back and watch it, it isn't that great.

Also, the Facebook "trending" algorithm. Sometimes it is so on point, and others it is just filled with things I do not care about.
On a typical Friday night I am
You might catch me at the rave store. You might catch me getting doughnuts at not voodoo. You might catch me at home getting ready for something better on Saturday.

Most likely at home relaxing. I need some time alone before i go out and womp it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen some bras.

I'm usually in velour.
You should message me if
Based on the messages that i have received; ladies do not read this far in the profile before messaging you. Also, who am i to tell you what to do?

However, if you have read this far and you are Sephardi and can teach me Ladino PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!!!