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freebatman

33 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't cut my own nails, but I cut my own hair.

I have a job, a car, my own place, and a good relationship with my mom.

I feel i should disclose that i am an East Coast Jew.

I want to say i am looking for romantic activity partners, but i think that sounds like i am looking for casual sex; like the time i used the term "adult appliances" to describe a food processor and a kitchen mixer (no hetero).

I want to find someone i enjoy spending time with to go with me to events. There is obviously some "skid-row-bro" (quid-pro-quo) that will go along with this.

I am originally from Ithaca, New York Jew

My blog: http://revdrtuffman.blogspot.com/

My Twitter: @TPBAdvice

I have an instagram that i just started. I don't think i trust you people enough to share that yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working as a data analyst; it is pretty great.

I have started a photo contest with one of my friends from New York to see who can have the most fun this summer. She is much better at taking photos, but i am way better at having fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping people make decisions in a logical manner. One of my friend suggested that i start a business as a "Life Concierge". Also, having all of the fun!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am going to say my shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: "The Kid Stays In The Picture" and "The Fat Lady Sang" by Robert Evans, "BossyPants" by Tina Fey. Most of the time books that will teach me things, or reference books. Right now i am reading "Capital" by Thomas Piketty.

Favorite movie: In A World..., Dallas Buyers Club, It's A Disaster, Hamlet 2, Top 5

Favorite show (that are still on the air): Bobs Burgers, Silicon Valley, Shameless, Game of Thrones, The League, Rick and Morty, True Detective, No You Shut Up, Inside Amy Schumer, Broad City, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Favorite music: Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite band is i always say "Guns N Roses". I don't think this is still the case however. I have mostly just been listening to grime (the genre of music from the UK), and Baltimore Club recently.

Favorite food: Energy Drinks
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Both my thumbs; At least one testicle (still have both); Stuff to read; My Mom; Caffeine; Shoes (I HATE being barefoot).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If people got that thing that I sent them.

But really economics, in the broad sense of the word/study. If you want to know more about that, ask.

Also, is Scott Aukerman actually funny, or does he just surround himself with enough funny people where it seems like he is.

Why the show ALF hasn't stood the test of time. It really seems like a home-run idea, but when i go back and watch it, it isn't that great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Based on an analysis of the past 30 weeks it appears that I am in bed at a reasonable hour. I have commitments from 8am to 9pm on Fridays, so unless there is something really compelling to keep me out, I'm going home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone once reported my profile because in the "What are you doing with your life?" question i put "I train seeing eye hawks". She was VERY upset when i told her this was not a real thing.
You should message me if
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Based on the messages that i have received; ladies do not read this far in the profile before messaging you. Also, who am i to tell you what to do?