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34 La Conner, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:58am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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Hobbies: AMERICA, snowboarding, smashing stuff with hammers, machine guns, recreational arson, plotting the demise of my enemies, ninja training, inciting riots, declining invitations to wine and cheese parties.
Goal and Aspirations: my goal is to win at life, I aspire to awesomeness.
What makes me unique: I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake. I am the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on a ship supplying oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. Trying not to grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm always having fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a ton, I don't have any favorite books because I'm always on to the next one, I'm liking zombie apacolypse books right now. I like the TV shows Shameless, Workaholics, Archer, and Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm mainly into listening to punk rock music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Snowboard
2. Rainier Beer
3. My family
4. Tacos
5. My Kindle
6. My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the awesome adventures I'm going to have when I'm not out to sea. Where to set up my fortress in event of a zombie apocalypse. Wondering of any good bands are going to play shows when I'm off work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out for dinner with friends, then going out for cocktails
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't believe that Canada is real.
You should message me if
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You want to go have a few cocktails, go to a punk rock show, or go blow some shit up with machine guns.