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26 F Long Island City, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Used up
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Copywriter for a large ad agency. Like a certain show, but without the misogyny (and with the booze). But I'm a nonprofit girl at heart. This is a stepping stone.

I also volunteer for Brooklyn Animal Action. I am a deeply passionate, unabashed animal advocate, and you should adopt several cats when you finish reading this sentence:


The thesis of my ness: Peanut butter-inhaling, street-dog-petting, antique-collecting, German art-loving, neurotic yet articulate Leslie Knope-cum-Larry David hotshot feminist.
What I’m doing with my life
Feeding the pigeons and gushing over rats in the subway.

Balancing my need to do good, with my need to exchange currency for products and services.

Adeptly weaving words together in order to persuade folks to do stuff.

And most importantly, naming cats. BAA currently has a tabby named Ace Ventura.
I’m really good at
Charming your pants off. You've been warned.
The first things people usually notice about me
This prompt is stupid.

Instead, enjoy this original joke:
Two sharpie pens are sitting on a park bench, having a heated philosophical debate. A highlighter walks by, overhears the discussion, and becomes engrossed. The highlighter stands there, patiently waiting for a chance to comment. Finally, there's a pause in the conversation, and the highlighter says: "That's a fine point!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
90's feminist punk, 60's soul, 70's rock

Favorite song of all time: Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay". Listen to it while you read the rest of my profile.

Non-fiction: The Atlantic, The New Yorker, Time, Utne, Bitch, Ms., etc. Also obsessed with interior design. Seriously. Obsessed.

PARKS & REC (BEST female protagonists on TV), Louie (seriously, how is it THAT good), Seinfeld, Curb, Simpsons4evr

Thai food, tostones, whiskey, a whimsical amount of coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it's so difficult to meet someone on this site who can keep up with me in a conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will always be interested in Britney Spears' career. She hit the scene during my most formative years, before I knew better. And now she's deeply implanted in the nostalgic underbelly of my heart.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're more Klosterman than Kardashian.

Simpsons fans strongly encouraged!

Also, a cat loses a whisker everytime you message someone with just the word "hi." You have the power to prevent whisker loss.

Folks, this game is getting ridiculous. After years on and off this site, I need to facilitate this whole process. In order to avoid wasting anyone's time, please take this 10-question survey:

Seriously. Take it. It's short, fun, shows me you're actually interested, and will help me tremendously in figuring out if we click. Much obliged. Oh, and if you fill it out and I don't contact you, please do NOT take it personally. I've enjoyed and appreciated everyone's answers (you are all attractive and thoughtful), but I can't date everyone!

**EDIT #2**
I give up.