You're more Klosterman than Kardashian.
Simpsons fans strongly encouraged!
Also, a cat loses a whisker everytime you message someone with just
the word "hi." You have the power to prevent whisker loss.
Folks, this game is getting ridiculous. After years on and off this
site, I need to facilitate this whole process. In order to avoid
wasting anyone's time, please take this 10-question survey:
Seriously. Take it. It's short, fun, shows me you're actually
interested, and will help me tremendously in figuring out if we
click. Much obliged. Oh, and if you fill it out and I don't contact
you, please do NOT take it personally. I've enjoyed and appreciated
everyone's answers (you are all attractive and thoughtful), but I
can't date everyone!
I give up.