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freesolo

55 M Putney, VT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–80
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Profile: "My; people come and go so quickly here." - Dorothy

To the women of OK Cupid, please try not to cry.
Definitely don't take anything I say seriously.
Thank you. :-) ...Zelig Freesolo III

* I have answered many questions that are irreverent, irrelevant or even inappropriate, just because so many of them are downright laughable, and my therapist says I need to laugh more, a lot, a really lot all the time, more. Really.

* I suppose you could say that I take laughing very seriously, or I am serious about laughing, and I hope you do/are too.
There is no better way to get to know someone than face to face...
:-)=(-: :-)=(-: :-)=(-: :-)=(-: :-)=(-:

Please excuse me a moment while I stop laughing. Thank you.

By the way, I feel obligated to disclose that I also do most of the usual things that other people enjoy as well: walk on beaches in all kinds of weather, climb mountains with or without safety gear, take long drives on country roads to visit nature at its most glorious from my cah, dancing on the ceiling and doing extreme yoga while zip lining in the Amazon and swimming with sharks, pirhannas and alligators really turns me on, travel by boat, plane, camel and train to remote mosquito and snake infested backward countries around the world, eat gourmet meals that I prepare over an open fire on mountain ridges in the Himalayas, skydive several times a day into the open ocean while wearing scuba gear, and maintain my world class wine cellar in Fraaaance even though I don't drink wine. I enjoy doing these activities in my spare time.

The rest of the time I am just too good to be true; charming, witty, worldly, loyal, honest, industrious, devilishly handsome, and puckishly clever.

Surely you are also a sky-scuba jumping zip lining compulsive wine afficianado looney in your spare time, or at least aspire to be a creative type, a writer or an actor/actress.

* Your happiness is my first priority, so I would also like my perfect match to live within walking distance from me; I certainly wouldn't want you to have to walk too far to get to my place. Two blocks, or 500 feet would be ideal.

Excuse me for another moment, my tongue seems to be stuck in my cheek. Hard to breath. Thank you.

I'm still getting to know myself, and I'm evolving so fast it's hard to keep up. I am seriously working at it, while taking laugh breaks as often as possible. Sometimes I will start laughing and people become confused, thinking there is something wrong, or something.

"It just goes to show ya, it's always something."
-Roseanne Rosannadanna

"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it." -Lily Tomlin

"When people are laughing, they're generally not killing
each other" -Alan Alda

"All you need is love"
"You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one"
-John Lennon
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Evolving, living, loving, creating, stretching, helping, reaching outward, looking inward, hanging on, climbing. Making Hawaiian grass skirts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, being, patience, doing, practicing peace and reading between the lines.
I enjoy balancing between positive, and negative space.
I'm working on laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Chicken feathers on my clothes. My friends say I always make eye contact and listen, they like that. I always look at the bright side of life. I am often looking up at the sky, I love the sun, clouds and wind; after all, I am a child of the universe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Dorothy (with the Red Shoes), The Hunting of The Snark, Steve Martin, Krylov's Fables, Go Rin No Sho, The Price (Arthur Miller), Cats, Do, Being There, Brazil, Casablanca, As Good As It Gets, Sleeper (the Orgasmatron), Bo Diddley, Elvis-Presley and Costello, Monk-Thelonius and Adrian, Roy Orbison, The Who, Randy Newman, Steve Goodman, The Boss, Wynton Marsalis, Bob Dylan, Woody-Guthrie and Allen, Arlo, ELO, Aretha Franklin, The Coasters, Stevie Ray, Paul Newman - the actor and the person, The Pointer Sisters, BB King, Yes We Can Can, Bach Inventions, Dave Brubeck, Mozart, Monty Python, The Life of Brian, Rashamon, The Last Wave, Rod Serling and The Twilight Zone, The Day The Earth Stood Still, The Fifth Wave...and never forget "The House of The Rising Sun"...to be continued
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Books
Laughter
Passion
Marbles
Oh yeah, lists...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not over-thinking things, and wondering just what is "meaningless"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, studying, online, attending a concert or a webinar, seminar, sleeping, or not sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My brother thinks he's a chicken. I would tell him he is really not a chicken, but we need the eggs.
(Honestly though, I could do without the feathers on my clothes.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* THIS IS THE SERIOUS PART:
You see the glass as a prism full of light and love, rain as a source of life, and time as the most precious commodity; and, you read between the lines.
If you want to laugh, together.
Thank you.