To the women of OK Cupid, please try not to cry.
Definitely don't take anything I say seriously.
Thank you. :-) ...Zelig Freesolo III
* I have answered many questions that are irreverent, irrelevant or even inappropriate, just because so many of them are downright laughable, and my therapist says I need to laugh more, a lot, a really lot all the time, more. Really.
* I suppose you could say that I take laughing very seriously, or I am serious about laughing, and I hope you do/are too.
There is no better way to get to know someone than face to face...
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Please excuse me a moment while I stop laughing. Thank you.
By the way, I feel obligated to disclose that I also do most of the usual things that other people enjoy as well: walk on beaches in all kinds of weather, climb mountains with or without safety gear, take long drives on country roads to visit nature at its most glorious from my cah, dancing on the ceiling and doing extreme yoga while zip lining in the Amazon and swimming with sharks, pirhannas and alligators really turns me on, travel by boat, plane, camel and train to remote mosquito and snake infested backward countries around the world, eat gourmet meals that I prepare over an open fire on mountain ridges in the Himalayas, skydive several times a day into the open ocean while wearing scuba gear, and maintain my world class wine cellar in Fraaaance even though I don't drink wine. I enjoy doing these activities in my spare time.
The rest of the time I am just too good to be true; charming, witty, worldly, loyal, honest, industrious, devilishly handsome, and puckishly clever.
Surely you are also a sky-scuba jumping zip lining compulsive wine afficianado looney in your spare time, or at least aspire to be a creative type, a writer or an actor/actress.
* Your happiness is my first priority, so I would also like my perfect match to live within walking distance from me; I certainly wouldn't want you to have to walk too far to get to my place. Two blocks, or 500 feet would be ideal.
Excuse me for another moment, my tongue seems to be stuck in my cheek. Hard to breath. Thank you.
I'm still getting to know myself, and I'm evolving so fast it's hard to keep up. I am seriously working at it, while taking laugh breaks as often as possible. Sometimes I will start laughing and people become confused, thinking there is something wrong, or something.
"It just goes to show ya, it's always something."
"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it." -Lily Tomlin
"When people are laughing, they're generally not killing
each other" -Alan Alda
"All you need is love"
"You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one"