Here I am, a bachelor. Speaking of dates, let's go over some of the important dates you can know if you want to:
September 29, 1992 - the month, day, and year I was born.
May 18, 2001 - The day my dad came home angry because my mom's male "friend" was mowing the lawn. My dad and I went to see Shrek that night.
September 10, 2001 - I kid you not, that night I whispered "tomorrow is September 11th" right before closing my eyes and falling asleep that night.
September 11, 2001 - Jay Z's Blueprint album was released. Many years later it would become one of my favorite rap albums to date.
September 28, 2002 - The day before my tenth birthday. I rode a bike (that was too small for me in the first place ) too fast down a steep hill and I ended up breaking the bone behind my knee cap. I was sidelined for a long time and I gained a bunch of fat as a result of not being able to move around. I was fat for four and a half years. In ninth grade I heroically lost the weight. People started treating me differently when they realized they were either jealous of me or attracted to me all along.
Friday June 5, 2009 - I saw the Hangover for the first time and it was great. Oh, and a relative of mine was born that day too, which was nice.
Sunday May 22, 2011 - I was in the passenger seat of a Honda CR-V. My hotshot friend tried to turn a corner too fast and the car flipped and rolled four times. I was within a hair of getting smashed into a tree. I escaped unscathed.
June 17, 2012 - The day I lost my virginity. I know this might be a little TMI, but I can't stress enough how much it meant. Virginity was a huge burden on me and it made me think that I could possibly become like the main character of a film released August 19, 2005 - The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Late December 2012 - First time I made straight A's in a semester in college. It would have made me cry if I were a sentimental person.
As far as entertainment goes, I like commitment, entertainment, talking about furniture, cooking for other people, listening, gossiping, and taking initiative. Oh and I am looking to get some action - and by "action", I mean "adventure". Let me take you somewhere where everything is so nice that you don't need cell phone reception.
I want someone who I can spoil and dress up. I want you to be the subject of other women's envy and make them agonize over their mate choices. You deserve to have someone you can brag about to other people.