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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:43pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's not about what happens to you. It's about how you can make it funny. I like comics over classics, French film over Sundance indies, and a good joke over an orgasm...wait, scratch that last one. I'm just your basic sci-fi nerd with better fashion sense.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to get paid for being funny.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, kissing, cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big black eyes. And I mean the color, I don't have a shiner. Although, that would be hot too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book - toss up between Cockpit by Jerzy Kosinki and Birds of America by Lorrie Moore
Movie - toss up between Clue and Persona
Television - toss up between Strangers with Candy and Venture Brothers
Music - toss up between PJ Harvey and Freezepop
Food - toss up between spaghetti and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What I should say...Friends, Family, dignity, true love and sunshine The truth...Laptop, Phone, Spaghetti, Baseball Hats, Hoodies & Mowie Wowie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Super string theory, guys with mustaches and the perfect marinara sauce.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually out doing my craft. If not, I'd probably be home watching a movie or something equally as lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fag.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know how to be aggressive without being a douche. I'm not on here to just hook up with people, so if you just want to use me for a night of unbridled passionate man on man action that would be the best you've ever had ('cuz it would be), you're barking up the wrong tree.