I'm an artist, cartoonist, I day-job for a collector's estate, and I'm the co-founder of a small gallery in Brooklyn. So I spend a lot of time bitching about art. A. Lot. Of. Time. But it's okay! I'm funniest when I'm bitching!

Do you ever see creative types on this site, and you can't help but think, 'Maybe they make really bad work. Maybe that's why they're single'?
That's not me. Er, I think that's not me?

I like to think of myself as 'mostly not a dick'.

I give good nicknames. Just ask my friends Moonbeam, Vega$, and Pussymouth Sasquatch.

I'm reading, drawing, and trying to drink 1.5 glasses of wine before bed. I'm told that you can get the same beneficial effects of wine from drinking pomegranate juice. Why the hell anyone would want to do that is beyond me.

Pragmatic skills: I can build. I built my own loft and my own gallery, and I'm pretty proud of that.

DISCLAIMER: I am not 'really good' at construction, compared to actual contractors. I have lots of art-related skills but I'm more impressed that I can build walls and floors, so that's what I'm leading with. Also, bragging about what you do creatively strikes me as douche-y.

I'm also scary good at identifying obscure character actors. If Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon was an olympic sport, I would be writing this from the bottom of a heap of gold medals.

I'm funny. Usually this is where I'm self-deprecating, but the whole self-deprecating thing has deposited me on this website. So there, I'm funny. Well, most of the time. I concede that this paragraph isn't exactly a knee-slapper.

Books and Comic Books: Consider the Lobster, Watchmen, Andy Kaufman Revealed! Safe Area Gorazde, Big Questions, Mike Kelley: Catholic Tastes, Meditations in an Emergency, Man in the High Castle, Infinite Jest, The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York

Nights of Cabiria, Mysterious Skin, In the Loop, Hunger, Bridesmaids, Mulholland Drive, Paper Moon, Three Kings, Ghostbusters, Matewan, Let the Right One In, Grizzly Man, Spider-Man 2

Game of motherf*cking THRONES, Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Kids in the Hall, The Wire, Breaking Bad

Music: Television Personalities, Magnetic Fields, Orange Juice, Joe Meek, Nina Simone, Pixies, Field Mice, 60's garage bands, Morrissey/Smiths, Ramones, Echo & the Bunnymen, Harry Nilsson, sh*tloads of one-hit wonders and guilty pleasures

I'm an adventurous eater; The weirder it is, the more I want to try it. Love oysters, Japanese street food, Italian cuisine especially.

1. Air holes
2. Involuntary muscles
3. Delicious, delicious protein
4. Cocktails (the perfect post-protein snack)
5. GPS
6. Toilet access

Runners-up: Loved ones, personal integrity, etc.

Art, politics, but mostly jokes.

Working in my studio, if I can help it.

I'm actually a psychotic, bloodthirsty clown. Oh, and I have a tendency to deflect uncomfortable questions with humor.

You are artsy, nerdy, smart. I don't believe I have a 'type', but I am a sucker for punky girls with short hair and/or glasses. In other words, lesbians.