Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all, let's get the fedora out of the way. I know there's a
thing about Guys on OK Cupid Who Wear Fedoras. I don't care. I am a
20th-level contrarian, which means I can pull off the fedora with
I'm an artist, I founded a small Williamsburg gallery, I day-job
for a deceased collector's estate, and yet art makes me cranky as
hell. But it's okay, since most of my friends tell me that I'm at
my funniest, my most vividly alive, when I have a bug up my ass
Do you ever see creative types on this site, and you can't help but
think, 'Maybe they make really bad work. Maybe that's why they're
That's not me.
Er, I think that's not me?
I like to think of myself as 'mostly not a dick'.
I give good nicknames. Just ask my friends Moonbeam and Torchy. Or
my niece, Eyeball. Or my cat, Cobramouth Marshmallow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm reading, drawing, and trying to drink 1.5 glasses of wine
before bed. I'm told that you can get the same beneficial effects
of wine from drinking pomegranate juice. Why the hell anyone would
want to do that is beyond me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pragmatic skills: I can build. I built my own loft and my own
gallery, and I'm pretty proud of that.
DISCLAIMER: I am not 'really good' at construction, compared to
actual contractors. I have lots of art-related skills but I'm more
impressed that I can build walls and floors, so that's what I'm
leading with. Also, bragging about what you do creatively strikes
me as douche-y.
I'm also scary good at identifying obscure character actors. If Six
Degrees of Kevin Bacon was an olympic sport, I would be writing
this from the bottom of a heap of gold medals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm funny. I don't have to be 'on' all the time like some demented
college drama major, but I am funny when I need to be. And on those
occasions, very funny indeed.*
*granted, this paragraph is not in itself particularly funny. You
will just have to trust me on this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Lotsa stuff. Right now I could listen to The Slits' cover of
'Heard it Through the Grapevine' on repeat all day, and be
Books and Comic Books: Consider the Lobster, Watchmen, Andy Kaufman
Revealed! Safe Area Gorazde, Big Questions, Mike Kelley: Catholic
Tastes, Meditations in an Emergency, Man in the High Castle,
Infinite Jest, The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New
Movies: Nights of Cabiria, Mysterious Skin, In the Loop, Hunger,
Bridesmaids, Mulholland Drive, Paper Moon, Three Kings,
Ghostbusters, Matewan, Let the Right One In, Grizzly Man,
Game of motherf*cking THRONES, Peep Show, Kids in the Hall, The
Wire, etc, etc
I'm an adventurous eater; The weirder it is, the more I want to try
it. Love oysters, Japanese street food, Italian cuisine especially.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air holes
2. Involuntary muscles
3. Delicious, delicious protein
4. Cocktails (the perfect pre-protein snack)
6. Toilet access
Runners-up: Loved ones, personal integrity, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just kidding, that would be OKCreepy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in my studio, if I can help it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a psychotic, bloodthirsty clown. Oh, and I have a
tendency to deflect uncomfortable questions with humor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are artsy, nerdy, smart. I don't believe I have a 'type', but I
am a sucker for punky girls with short hair and/or glasses. In
other words, lesbians.
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