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frelnik

26 / M / gay / Single

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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So I think it has something to do with the 100% completed profile but now I get to do stuff because I'm "A-listed". This includes ... read more

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My Self-Summary

I think nerds are cool, I think sci-fi is fun. I like going for coffee even though I never drink it. I wear earplugs at clubs and am not embarrassed to say it. I wish I would write more. I wish I would take more photographs. I think cameras help you connect to the world, and writing helps you create one. I think Stephen Harper is a Cylon and Santa Claus is a Communist. I'm a bit quiet, I'm a bit quirky. I have a good sense of humour, I have a good sense of self. Sometimes I'm discouraged, sometimes I doubt, and sometimes I struggle to be hopeful. But sometimes always pass. I'm happy with who I am and don't need a boyfriend to feel whole. I do need a television. I don't plan to take over the world and install a tyrannical regime. I think faith is a fascinating thing. I have faith that the producers of Lost actually have a plan. I don't have faith that the Cylons do. I think there's too much hate in this world. I think there's even more beauty. If you want to know more, feel free to drop me a line. I really can prove that Santa is a Communist.

What I’m doing with my life

Putting it together into a nice package so that I an eventually sell it on eBay and buy a sweet camera lens.

The first things people usually notice about me

are the gigantic ivory tusks that protrude from my cheeks. It tends to attract the attention of poachers, which is a bloody nuisance.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Crash, Tropic of Cancer, Left Hand of Darkness, Blindness, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Waves, The Road

Movies: American Beauty, Magnolia, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Lord of the Rings, Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead, Juno, Superbad, Fiddler on the Roof, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Children of Men

TV: Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Brothers and Sisters, South Park, The Newsroom, Farscape, Deep Space Nine, Babylon 5, Dexter, Carnivale, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, The Office, True Blood

Music: Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Weakerthans, Sunparlour Players, Aimee Mann, Antony and the Johnsons, The Dears, Hey Rosetta, Muse, The Ghost is Dancing, Tori Amos, Woodpigeon

Food: Thai, Indian, Italian, Greek, Ethiopian, cannibalism. That last one is a lie. I feel I have to specify after someone took me seriously on another site :\

The six things I could never do without

Food, sleep, language, light, television, internet dating, miscounting

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The two television shows I want to write, and my musical adaptation of the Epic of Gilgamesh. The sad thing is, I'm not joking.

And now I'm trying to figure out why my personality awards suddenly changed to make me look boring. Damn that 28% on the slut test! (Which scientifically proves I am not a slut, for those who are unfamiliar with the scoring)

On a typical Friday night I am

wondering what happens when my profile reaches "100% complete." It sounds rather ominous.

You should message me if

you believe that in the battle between narwhal and unicorn, it is koala who wins.

Or any other reason really. I'm not that choosy.