I am indelible, ineffable, and inedible.
My Self-Summary
I think nerds are cool, I think sci-fi is fun. I like going for
coffee even though I never drink it. I wear earplugs at clubs and
am not embarrassed to say it. I wish I would
write more. I wish I would take more
photographs. I
think cameras help you connect to the world, and writing helps you
create one. I think Stephen Harper is a
Cylon and Santa Claus is a Communist. I'm
a bit quiet, I'm a bit quirky. I have a good sense of humour, I
have a good sense of self. Sometimes I'm discouraged, sometimes I
doubt, and sometimes I struggle to be hopeful. But sometimes always
pass. I'm happy with who I am and don't need a boyfriend to feel
whole. I do need a
television. I don't plan to take over
the world and install a tyrannical regime. I think faith is a
fascinating thing. I have faith that the producers of
Lost actually have a plan. I
don't have faith that the Cylons do. I think there's too much hate
in this world. I think there's even more beauty. If you want to
know more, feel free to drop me a line. I really can prove that
Santa is a Communist.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting it together into a nice package so that I an eventually
sell it on eBay and buy a sweet camera lens.
The first things people usually notice about me
are the gigantic ivory tusks that protrude from my cheeks. It tends
to attract the attention of poachers, which is a bloody nuisance.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Crash, Tropic of Cancer, Left Hand of Darkness, Blindness,
Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Waves, The Road
Movies: American Beauty, Magnolia, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Lord of
the Rings, Donnie Darko, Shaun of the Dead, Juno, Superbad, Fiddler
on the Roof, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Children of Men
TV: Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Brothers and Sisters, South Park,
The Newsroom, Farscape, Deep Space Nine, Babylon 5, Dexter,
Carnivale, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, The Office, True
Blood
Music: Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Weakerthans, Sunparlour Players,
Aimee Mann, Antony and the Johnsons, The Dears, Hey Rosetta, Muse,
The Ghost is Dancing, Tori Amos, Woodpigeon
Food: Thai, Indian, Italian, Greek, Ethiopian, cannibalism. That
last one is a lie. I feel I have to specify after someone took me
seriously on another site :\
The six things I could never do without
Food, sleep, language, light, television, internet dating,
miscounting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The two television shows I want to write, and my musical adaptation
of the Epic of Gilgamesh. The sad thing is, I'm not joking.
And now I'm trying to figure out why my personality awards suddenly
changed to make me look boring. Damn that 28% on the slut test!
(Which scientifically proves I am not a slut, for those who are
unfamiliar with the scoring)
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering what happens when my profile reaches "100% complete." It
sounds rather ominous.
You should message me if
you believe that in the battle between narwhal and unicorn, it is
koala who wins.
Or any other reason really. I'm not that choosy.