How do you portray an exceptional life without giving the wrong perception of a generally humble personality.
I am sure at least some of you are already thinking "Too Late!!"
But hear me out, by exceptional I mean highly unusual, good and bad. My freakish combination of multiple learning disabilities coupled with very well developed logical abilities has led towards a very unusual path.
As an outcast child, I became very empathic to peoples feelings, dreams and struggles. In turn, I used my talent as a student in multiple disciplines to foster individual human success and social justice.
Away from work, I emphasized personal relationships. I am considered a very sentimental, nurturing fellow who just wants people to be happy. I am also considered very unboring. I have some great hobbies that seem to make me fun to interact with. I perform stand up comedy, watch movies of all types religiously, love great writing, keep up with current events, and I am an expert duplicate bridge and poker player.
Overall, I am very comfortable in a wide range of situations and love involved conversations of all sorts.
I think that a compatible sense of humour is important and will give a small taste of mine. If you wish please have a look at the following paragraphs to see if you like my satire on the kind of compatibility tests that you might see in a magazine.
So here is the Humobility test (patent pending)
Have you ever heard the phrase armed and dangerous, I dunno..... armed pretty much says it all for me. Whenever are they ever armed and ..... gregarious. I mean you could run into an amish minister packing an ouzi, but..... And dont you love that when someone shoots someone we put them in hospital for observation. What are we looking for, red wine with fish, white slacks after september 15, the murder itself was a sign that colonel mustard was having a bad day.
Highest: Oh my god thats funny, quick let me write down your profile name, so I dont forget. Damn there is never a tattoo artist around when you need one.
Medium High: That was pretty good, maybe we should get coffee sometime.
Medium Low: Not too bad, good luck in your search.
Lowest: Thanks for the effort (?). I would wish you good luck in your search except that I am afraid that you might breed.