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frevrythngarsn

28 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:17pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short and cynical with kind of a big nose; I would have gone into comedy, but I heard that shtick was already taken.

I can be kind, but I'm honest to a fault. For instance, if you want someone to tell you that you do NOT look fat in that dress, I'm probably the wrong person to ask. In fact, I'm liable to correct your phrasing ("I think you meant to ask, 'Can you see how fat I am in this dress?'"), because, let's face it, it's just not the dress's fault. But I totally get it; I love cheeseburgers too.

I am really carnivorous. Like super carnivorous. Really. I'll eat anything wrapped in bacon.Don't get me wrong; I've heard all of the arguments for veganism, and I get it. I really do. Those are some damn fine arguments. But as long as I can get a burger with cheddar, bacon and avocado, I just can't quit.

I have a really good deadpan that causes much confusion, and I enjoy both kayaking and curling up with a good book and some hot chocolate.

Joss Whedon is my god, but J.K. Rowling is my goddess. If those two kids ever appeared before me, I would probably pass out (and later beat the crap out of myself for the missed oppotunity).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working for a company that produces shows on Broadway and creates and sells merchandise for all kinds of things. I'm exploring many options for my near future, such as foreign service. Far in the future, I'll run for president or open a foster home maybe. We'll see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dividing even numbers by two?

Actually, I'm great at laughing and making other people laugh. I'm also pretty good at problem-solving. At least, I've managed to survive this long anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spunk, I think. Though I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most importantly: Harry Potter and anything Joss Whedon. Also, I've been trying to read a lot of Neil Gaiman, because I love him. I'm trying to branch out. Every time I see a bookstore, I want to buy all of the books, because I feel like there's just so much more to read.

TV shows I watch regularly: Walking Dead (because zombies!), Game of Thrones, The Mindy Project, Amy Schumer, New Girl, Orphan Black, and a whole bunch of guilty pleasures on ABCFamily.

Grooveshark (may it rest in peace) used to describe my taste in music as Indie pop or Indie rock, mostly. Also, Singer/Songwriter, but I was unaware that was a genre.

I love Disney and Pixar films, Hard Candy, The Departed, The Descent, Unbreakable, Junebug, Almost Famous, The Holy Grail, Pitch Perfect, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Harry Potter
2. Firefly (And something with which to view it)
3. Peanut Butter Cups
4. Sunlight (Not in a tanning kind of way, but in a big, light, open spaces kind of way)
5. Music
6. Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides the obvious things, I guess I spend a lot of time thinking about people -- human nature, the origins of morality, the extent of suffering and cruelty and potential for kindness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. Most of them are different. One Friday I went to see a show at Brooklyn Bowl (my first time there), and someone tried to pass me cocaine under the bathroom stall. I declined.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I carry a flash drive containing Life of Brian with me in my purse in case I ever need emergency Monty Python.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have pretty decent grammar, and you think we could bring new interesting facts or facets into one another's lives.

You're more confident than cocky.

You ask straight forward questions and give straight forward answers.

You prefer tactful truths to lurid lies.

You like reading books -- real books, that still smell like paper.

You like telling stories and listening to them.

You want to talk about zombies. Or you at least don't mind talking about them.

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