Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short and cynical with kind of a big nose; I would have gone
into comedy, but I heard that shtick was already taken.
I can be kind, but I'm honest to a fault. For instance, if you want
someone to tell you that you do NOT look fat in that dress, I'm
probably the wrong person to ask. In fact, I'm liable to correct
your phrasing ("I think you meant to ask, 'Can you see how fat I am
in this dress?'"), because, let's face it, it's just not the
dress's fault. But I totally get it; I love cheeseburgers
I am really carnivorous. Like super carnivorous. Really. I'll eat
anything wrapped in bacon.Don't get me wrong; I've heard all of the
arguments for veganism, and I get it. I really do. Those are some
damn fine arguments. But as long as I can get a burger with
cheddar, bacon and avocado, I just can't quit.
I have a really good deadpan that causes much confusion, and I
enjoy both kayaking and curling up with a good book and some hot
Joss Whedon is my god, but J.K. Rowling is my goddess. If those two
kids ever appeared before me, I would probably pass out (and later
beat the crap out of myself for the missed oppotunity).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently working for a company that produces shows on
Broadway and creates and sells merchandise for all kinds of things.
I'm exploring many options for my near future, such as foreign
service. Far in the future, I'll run for president or open a foster
home maybe. We'll see.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dividing even numbers by two?
Actually, I'm great at laughing and making other people laugh. I'm
also pretty good at problem-solving. At least, I've managed to
survive this long anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My spunk, I think. Though I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most importantly: Harry Potter and anything Joss Whedon. Also, I've
been trying to read a lot of Neil Gaiman, because I love him. I'm
trying to branch out. Every time I see a bookstore, I want to buy
all of the books, because I feel like there's just so much more to
TV shows I watch regularly: Walking Dead (because zombies!), Game
of Thrones, The Mindy Project, Amy Schumer, New Girl, Orphan Black,
and a whole bunch of guilty pleasures on ABCFamily.
Grooveshark (may it rest in peace) used to describe my taste in
music as Indie pop or Indie rock, mostly. Also, Singer/Songwriter,
but I was unaware that was a genre.
I love Disney and Pixar films, Hard Candy, The Departed, The
Descent, Unbreakable, Junebug, Almost Famous, The Holy Grail, Pitch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Harry Potter
2. Firefly (And something with which to view it)
3. Peanut Butter Cups
4. Sunlight (Not in a tanning kind of way, but in a big, light,
open spaces kind of way)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides the obvious things, I guess I spend a lot of time thinking
about people -- human nature, the origins of morality, the extent
of suffering and cruelty and potential for kindness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical Friday night. Most of them are different.
One Friday I went to see a show at Brooklyn Bowl (my first time
there), and someone tried to pass me cocaine under the bathroom
stall. I declined.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I carry a flash drive containing Life of Brian with me in my purse
in case I ever need emergency Monty Python.
You should message me if
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You have pretty decent grammar, and you think we could bring new
interesting facts or facets into one another's lives.
You're more confident than cocky.
You ask straight forward questions and give straight forward
You prefer tactful truths to lurid lies.
You like reading books -- real books, that still smell like
You like telling stories and listening to them.
You want to talk about zombies. Or you at least don't mind talking
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