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25 M San Diego, CA

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Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Random bullet point musings on the subject material of my existence:

The unexamined life is not worth living

I emphatically judge people who scoff at the idea of kissing in the rain

A living dichotomy, people often tell me I keep them on their toes, and they never know what to expect. I'm incredibly serious or playful depending on the circumstances.

I'm incredibly sarcastic, but moreso after meeting in person. Some people take me too seriously over the Internet

Lifelong learner whose main goal in life is to create knowledge that outlives my existence.

Typically get along better with immigrants and foreigners

Preferred drink is bourbon neat

Searching for the Beatrice to my Benedick

I'm nice, but would never classify myself as a "nice guy," so don't fret.

It's not orange juice if you can't chew it

George is my favorite Beatle

The worst date I've had from here was a 97% match, and the best was a 63% match so I don't put much into match %.

Math and music are two of my main loves in life.

Socionics/Myers Briggs ILE/ENTp
What I’m doing with my life
Incoming Graduate student at SDSU for Biostatistics, and then PhD in some other super fancy field! (read: stats or applied math)
I’m really good at
I'm the absolute best at being humble!

Telling hilarious math jokes that few people comprehend

Finding new restaurants and ordering the best thing on the menu

Recalling random useless factoids

Tying exotic neckties (trinity knot's my personal favorite)

Teaching math, but no I don't want to be a teacher. I can barely deal with one unruly student at a time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mischievous smirk or my youngish looks.

Or the distant stare in my eyes when I'm in deep thought.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Any interesting nonfiction science book, Devil in the White City, The Watchmen, Crime and Punishment, The Great Gatsby, The Brothers Karamazov, To Kill a Mockingbird, Brave New World, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Black Elk Speaks, The Things They Carried, The Great Transformation, HP series, The Moral Landscape, most math books (actual math, not like...algebra 1), Infinitesimal
*Currently Reading - The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins*

Movies: The Princess Bride, The Prestige, Shutter Island, The Shawshank Redemption, Thr Truman Show, The Machinist, Inception, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (haven't seen the remake), Up, Aladdin, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,

Tv: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Archer, The Colbert Report, Cosmos

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Massive Attack, Zero 7, RHCP, Alice in Chains, Radiohead, Young the Giant, Incubus, Disturbed, Metallica, Deadmau5, Chopin, Brahms, Beethoven, Dvorak, The Rolling Stones, Arctic Monkeys (my current obsession), Nirvana, Soundgarden, Queen
The six things I could never do without
Aforementioned hilarious math jokes
New foods
Good conversation
The Scientific Method
The Oxford Comma
The collective discography of my favorite artists
And Stephen Colbert's uneven ears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future
The long lost city of Atlantis
Music I need to listen to
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Why I would prefer to see a girl dressed in blouse and pencil skirt as opposed to a bikini
Why so many people don't seem to "get it"
Why curiosity seems to be a dying trait
How Vanilla Ice has a reality show
What exactly constitutes oneself as a Honey Boo Boo
Why I'm still writing things in this section
Why people spend so much energy trying to convince others of what they're not instead of simply being the best version of themselves they can be
If stuck in the wilderness, how soon would it take for people to want to eat me
The fact that there's several billion people on this planet. Each one of them has their own story, their own motivation, their own struggle, and we only ever get a small glance into the souls and minds of others.

yes...I spend an exorbitant amount of time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night, but for summer I'll likely be partying with the SDSU math research team.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was mega chubster my entire life until college

My parents are high school sweethearts, so I have a healthy dose of hopeless romanticism
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy having fun and like being stimulated...intellectually that is.

You're watching Cosmos and appreciate how incredibe our universe is

You don't think people "believe" in evolution the same way people "believe" in a religion. One is irrefutable science, one is a decision based on no evidence that people call faith.

You wanna drink whiskey and discuss the mysteries of the multiverse

And you have something interesting to say regarding mutual interests. While physical attraction is important, I consider myself a bit of a sapiosexual