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frickineh
25 / F / straight / Single
Thornton, Colorado
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 3" (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Cancer
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Political / Government
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am freakin awesome, sweaty, and peanuts.
My Self-Summary
I don't know. I'm a nerd and I love books and the first time I typed that it
said boobs and that's also true. I don't like to write but I have
fun with my blog because I've met a crapload of good people that
way. I'm a grammar nazi, a little messy, and I'm (sometimes
uncomfortably) close to my family. I love my dog more than most everything, but the
Broncos are a close second.
Oh, I really like beer, I really don't like camping (I tried it but it's just not for me - I will TOTALLY get in a lake though), and under no circumstances will I do something that involves me going from a very high place to the ground in a very short period of time. Just so there are no false hopes.
Oh, I really like beer, I really don't like camping (I tried it but it's just not for me - I will TOTALLY get in a lake though), and under no circumstances will I do something that involves me going from a very high place to the ground in a very short period of time. Just so there are no false hopes.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now? I'm wearing a sombrero and wishing I had some
chapstick. And no, that is actually not a lie. <--Ok NOW that's
a lie. But when I wrote it, it was 100% true. Here's a hint - if
you see a sombrero and someone says, "Why do you need a sombrero?"
the correct response is, "Why DON'T I need a sombrero? I'd like to
purchase this magnificent hat, please."
Oh - my LIFE, you say? Well, I'm working and going back to school to finish my B.A. this spring so that I can eventually run the world.
Oh - my LIFE, you say? Well, I'm working and going back to school to finish my B.A. this spring so that I can eventually run the world.
I’m really good at
The tango, multitasking, playing games (the kind like Monopoly, not
the kind that involve messing with people's heads), being very
blunt, and not really doing the tango at all, unless you count the
time I tried it in the living room and my hip popped out of joint.
That was neat.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gangsta way. My awkwardness in social situations. My much
prettier sister. How I say things like "rad" and "neat" because I'm
clearly 140 years old. My really tiny ears - I never thought they
were noticeably small but people always talk about them so I guess
I was wrong.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
The Bible (fairytales are the best!), Men In Black, Butthole
Surfers, all of it.
Oh, more specific? I like cheese a lot. Cheese and Dr. Pepper. And...hmm...artichokes and zucchini and peanut m&ms and people meat and Charlie Day. And Christopher Walken. I watched him make chicken on youtube the other day just for the sake of watching him, period.
Oh, more specific? I like cheese a lot. Cheese and Dr. Pepper. And...hmm...artichokes and zucchini and peanut m&ms and people meat and Charlie Day. And Christopher Walken. I watched him make chicken on youtube the other day just for the sake of watching him, period.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my family, my musketeers, my musket, my dreams and
aspirations?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I won the lottery. My next tattoo. Why people get so angry
about other people going under the speed limit. After all, "limit"
implies the maximum that we should be driving and WHY IS THIS OLD
LADY GOING SO GODDAMN SLOW?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my parents. I live a rockstar life. Sometimes,
when we feel a little crazy, we pay per view a movie. Nuts, I tell
you!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I was born with 12 toes and infant-pattern baldness.
You should message me if
You've seen ATHF. You want to join my mafia. You would let my dog
lick your face. You think Felicia Day is rad. You have a clue what
I'm talking about. If you do, let me know, please.
Oh, and I know, I'm an asshole, but if you send me a message that just says "Hi how are you," or some variation thereof, I'm just going to delete it. It makes me feel really bad to do that though, so please just don't? I already carry enough Jewish guilt around for someone who's only an honorary Jew.
Oh, and I know, I'm an asshole, but if you send me a message that just says "Hi how are you," or some variation thereof, I'm just going to delete it. It makes me feel really bad to do that though, so please just don't? I already carry enough Jewish guilt around for someone who's only an honorary Jew.
