However, there being a positive in every negative, the very fact that you're here suggests that you have quite deliberately divined the obscure method to searching for non-single people. Not only is that something for which you ought to be congratulated, it also spares us an awkward exchange about each other's intentions.
That notwithstanding, if I'm not looking for a girlfriend, what am I looking for? "To make friends" is a little vague. I'd like to meet people to play games with (particularly tabletop board/card/roleplaying games - I already have enough people to play video games with and finding someone to play mind games with is reserved for when I'm single). I'd like to meet people to chat with - about music, movies, languages, games or anything interesting. I'd like to meet people to drink with like we're still 21. Also I'd like to meet an astronaut but I think I might be on the wrong site for that.
I'm a nerd. I'm a former (but not reformed) goth. I'm a former (but not reformed) Linux user. I'm an autodidact. I use italics, which will be lost on you if you're viewing this via the mobile app. I hate the fact that my username uses the noun 'friend' rather than the adjective 'friendly', but 'friendlypolarbear' was too long for OKCupid's name input. I sometimes pretend to be a musician and am actually a former (but not reformed) failed rock star (can I use 'former' in that context?). And those are some statements about me.
But the two main things in my life are games and stories. Combining these two things seems obvious, but there is a well-established tension between them (though I have my own ideas about why) and my life's goal is to make steps towards reconciling that.
Although I've accurately described myself as not having any kids on that sidebar over there, my girlfriend does have a wee daughter and I love the little monster.
I'm not going to disclose my real name here, but you may call me 'you'. You may not call me 'u'. If you're cute you can call me anything you like. Except 'u'. If I can call you Betty, then Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.
If I had to sum myself up in three words, it would be "not impressing anyone".