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friendship1212

49 M Palm Desert, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WANTED: intelligent babe for this mad scientist to experiment on. You must be willing to break into laboratories to “lend” equipment while wearing high heels and to have extra limbs attached AND look hot while having them. You must also be able to handle stress well, because lots of responsibilities go hand in hand with taking over the world with me.

- I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage of.

- If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight? Let me just say: the mental hospital is not the same thing as my home address!

- When I give you my phone number, it does NOT give you a “license to stalk” in the middle of the night, EVERY night… because it’ll make me think you’re really a MAN, since most really needy guys always do that.

- If you have a profile picture with you and your pet or daughter, do not be offended if I contact you to ask if your pet/daughter is available to go out.

- Good girls are great, I meet them all the time at church when I am attending someones wedding/funeral - but Bad girls are more interesting... Okay, lets be frank, good girls can be very, very bad when they want to!

- Did I mention that I like bikini pics? I mention that because OkCupid does not allow risque lingerie... On that note, I do have an email for ummmmm, the adventurous cell phone picture takers....

- Wow, I just had my first palm reading. Apparently I was a Lesbian stripper in a former life. Now I know why I like it when my date tucks a $20 bill in my underwear at the end of the night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presently, filling in the OkCupid profile which has more defensive players than the Sea Hawks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding direct questions unless I really like you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes and my blue tongue when I am drinking red wine... weird eh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All of the above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, sunshine and heat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Presently, when these profile questions are going to end.

Otherwise, if a woman living in North America has an average of 3 bathing suits, why do they rarely have profile pictures wearing one?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing the floors, cleaning the dishes, organizing the refrigerator, washing the windows... wait... that is what I am not doing. Yikes!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tailor says that I hang left. It doesn't get much more embarrassing than that!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor and have a bathing suit picture....