Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WANTED: intelligent babe for this mad scientist to experiment on.
You must be willing to break into laboratories to “lend” equipment
while wearing high heels and to have extra limbs attached AND look
hot while having them. You must also be able to handle stress well,
because lots of responsibilities go hand in hand with taking over
the world with me.
- I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet
looking for innocent men to take advantage of.
- If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and
letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our
first fight? Let me just say: the mental hospital is not the same
thing as my home address!
- When I give you my phone number, it does NOT give you a “license
to stalk” in the middle of the night, EVERY night… because it’ll
make me think you’re really a MAN, since most really needy guys
always do that.
- If you have a profile picture with you and your pet or daughter,
do not be offended if I contact you to ask if your pet/daughter is
available to go out.
- Good girls are great, I meet them all the time at church when I
am attending someones wedding/funeral - but Bad girls are more
interesting... Okay, lets be frank, good girls can be very, very
bad when they want to!
- Did I mention that I like bikini pics? I mention that because
OkCupid does not allow risque lingerie... On that note, I do have
an email for ummmmm, the adventurous cell phone picture
- Wow, I just had my first palm reading. Apparently I was a Lesbian
stripper in a former life. Now I know why I like it when my date
tucks a $20 bill in my underwear at the end of the night.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presently, filling in the OkCupid profile which has more defensive
players than the Sea Hawks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding direct questions unless I really like you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes and my blue tongue when I am drinking red wine... weird
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, sunshine and heat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Presently, when these profile questions are going to end.
Otherwise, if a woman living in North America has an average of 3
bathing suits, why do they rarely have profile pictures wearing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing the floors, cleaning the dishes, organizing the
refrigerator, washing the windows... wait... that is what I am not
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tailor says that I hang left. It doesn't get much more
embarrassing than that!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humor and have a bathing suit picture....
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