I enjoy sarcasm like a fine wine, and the key to my heart is made of puns, loosely strung together. I moved here from Orlando,FL. I try to only live in places that have people in well dressed mouse suits. (You don't want to know where my other options were.) I am a big fan of comedy in general, and write some when I get a chance. I play a few instruments-Some of which I'm still trying to master. I am an explorer and love the unknown. I play life by ear. I've found the best things that happen to me are things I almost didn't do. Nights when I almost chose to stay in are often filled with legendary stories that would make Homer's tales look lame in comparison. As a matter of fact, the only thing he has on me is the whole cyclops thing, but I'm working on that.
Ultimately, I'd like to find someone who is slightly to very random; passionate about something; and who still finds Disneyland fucking magical.

Seeing a shooting star brings me instant joy.

I am inquisitive, unexpected, and amusing

This question just makes me think of the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." (A guilty pleasure of mine.)

Seeing things otherwise overlooked by others. I'm starting to get into photography in an effort to share these things with others.
I also put a lot of detail in my cooking. I believe that cooking, like "life is a journey, not a destination. And how much can you fry with broken [chicken] wings" - Aerosmith

I've been told my eyes and my beard.

Books:
Sideways Stories from Wayside School, A Short History of Nearly Everything, and David Sedaris books.

Favorite Movies include, but are not limited to:
Airplane!, Office Space, Bottle Rocket, Schindler's List, Half Baked, Indiana Jones Trilogy (yes I said trilogy), Dumb and Dumber, Love Actually, Big Lebowski, Big Fish, My Blue Heaven

TV:
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, 30 rock, The Office, Community, Good Eats, Parks and Recreation, How i Met Your Mother, Dexter, LOST, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Larry Sander's Show, The Tick, Animaniacs, The A-Team.

Music:
I often find myself having to make the hard decision between listening to Garth Brooks or Biggie Smalls.

Ranch and baby carrots: Can't imagine a world without these.

If the inventor of Jelly ever got together with George Washington Carver.

Checking out ABC to see if they brought back T.G.I.F.

You want to watch some MST3K or RIFFTRAXX together. (I have a bunch of both waiting to be watched.)