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friffkin

34 North Hollywood, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy sarcasm like a fine wine, and the key to my heart is made of puns, loosely strung together. I moved here from Orlando,FL. I try to only live in places that have people in well dressed mouse suits. (You don't want to know where my other options were.) I am a big fan of comedy in general, and write some when I get a chance. I play a few instruments-Some of which I'm still trying to master. I am an explorer and love the unknown. I play life by ear. I've found the best things that happen to me are things I almost didn't do. Nights when I almost chose to stay in are often filled with legendary stories that would make Homer's tales look lame in comparison. As a matter of fact, the only thing he has on me is the whole cyclops thing, but I'm working on that.
Ultimately, I'd like to find someone who is slightly to very random; passionate about something; and who still finds Disneyland fucking magical.

Seeing a shooting star brings me instant joy.

I am inquisitive, unexpected, and amusing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This question just makes me think of the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." (A guilty pleasure of mine.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing things otherwise overlooked by others. I'm starting to get into photography in an effort to share these things with others.
I also put a lot of detail in my cooking. I believe that cooking, like "life is a journey, not a destination. And how much can you fry with broken [chicken] wings" - Aerosmith
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my eyes and my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Sideways Stories from Wayside School, A Short History of Nearly Everything, and David Sedaris books.

Favorite Movies include, but are not limited to:
Airplane!, Office Space, Bottle Rocket, The Jerk, Schindler's List, Half Baked, Indiana Jones Trilogy (yes I said trilogy), Dumb and Dumber, Love Actually, Big Lebowski, Big Fish, My Blue Heaven

TV:
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, 30 rock, The Office, Community, Good Eats, Parks and Recreation, How i Met Your Mother, Dexter, LOST, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Larry Sander's Show, The Tick, Animaniacs, The A-Team.

Music:
I often find myself having to make the hard decision between listening to Garth Brooks or Biggie Smalls.

Ranch and baby carrots: Can't imagine a world without these.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure." - Steve Martin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the inventor of Jelly ever got together with George Washington Carver.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out ABC to see if they brought back T.G.I.F.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to watch some MST3K or RIFFTRAXX together. (I have a bunch of both waiting to be watched.)

You are alarmed by atrocities such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEs6O2NGdrs