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42 Elmwood Park, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:03pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since no one else is taking this seriously, I thought I'd step it from "Not serious at all" to "Ok, seriously dude, that's just ridiculous". So, for today, I'm looking for someone who wants to play ping pong on poitou donkeys. (those are the real shaggy looking ones). I'm sure that sounds ridiculous, but seriously, you should see my inbox. I had my hopes, but now more like my doubts, that there is someone out there with mostly realistic expectations with a little something that adds some spice to life. Oh, by the way, I absolute cannot handle another message from someone twice my age bragging about what they can do to me once they take their teeth out... seriously, that's disturbing.

In the spirit of trying to increase my desirability with better compatibility, I’m trying to adapt to the ever so popular vegetarian and vegan enthusiasts. So I converted some of my recipes to fit. I gotta tell ya, while that chicken & rice without the chicken was pretty bland, damn that was easy to make. Thanks 10 Minute Rice? Tomorrow night, I’ gonna turn chicken cordon bleu into baked cheese balls! Yehhhh!

If everyone is just looking at pictures, and not reading anything, couldn't we all just save a ton of time and swipe on tinder or something? I mean honestly, almost every email I get is, "hi", Hey there!", "Hi, how are you", etc, etc.... it simply means you looked at my picture and have no care as to what I'm about. I'm flattered, but not intrigued. The digital age of dating should open doorways to people that would otherwise be non-existent, not a web of endless options where decisions never get made. Seriously, if not me, find someone, anyone, and just get to know them. You might be pleasantly surprised. Ok, maybe mortified, but hopefully surprised.

Thoughts to Ponder: A couple decided to commit suicide together. We'll call them person A and person B. They go to a bridge, count to 3, and jump. Person A didn't actually jump. Instead, watched person B fall... untill the parachute opened. So, who betrayed who?

If I were a midget, I could always look to reach new heights. If I were the freakishly tall man at the circus, is it just as promising to sink down to new lows? Either way, at 6’0”, I think I’m doing alllllright! Ok. truthfully, I’m only 5’12”. There, my daily dose of honesty. ;)

This morning I went to Starbuck's for my daily fix. I put chocolate powder in my coffee. I know, plenty people tell me it's weird. Anyway, I turn it over to sprinkle some in... and guess what happened... Yep, top came off, lid at the bottom of the cup, and a coffee that was extra chocolatey sweet. Some might have gotten upset over this. But me, I took it as a sign. I thought, hmmmm.... I must be single because I'm not sweet enough, and the extra chocolate in the coffee was the sign telling me to be a sweeter guy.... So... In an attempt to be extra sweet, I rewrote this wonderful little poem...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gimme your damn chocolate
So I can be sweeter to you

Haha.... I crack me up. It's true, the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. And if you use chocolate, I'm halfway there.

Ok, back to......

=== My Original Profile ===
I'm just a guy looking for a girl…

I like to kiss slowly
Forgive quickly
Laugh easily
Love tenderly &
Embrace life completely

I really enjoy the great outdoors
Writing music
Reading and writing poetry
Mixed CDs for or from that special someone
Horror films &
Maintaining a fit & healthy lifestyle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything creative
Adding an extra smile to your day &
Spilling coffee (it just happens)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ummmmm..... That I'm incredibly handsome? :) Or is that just what I'm hoping you'll notice about me. Lol... I think, maybe not the first thing, but as people get to know me and stands out the most, people see me as being genuine and sincere about everything I do. And that I have a lot of passion for the things that I set out to do. I hope you'll see that too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Stephen King; Tuesday's with Morrie; Love Horror Films, and of course comedies and action. But definitely horror films; Pizza; Chocolate; Anything Spicy; A good charbroiled burger (would you believe I'm typically a healthy eater?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
Pencil and Paper
Pizza from the tri-state area
What's your Name? ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how great it would be to write a love note instead of a profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night. I may be having a game night at a friend's house or work on new music at home. I may go out for happy hour and just call it a day after that. Sometimes I'll visit my parents. Or catch a movie with someone. It doesn't matter if it's a Friday or a Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a really private person until I know you and feel comfortable with you. Then you can know everything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to get to know a really unique guy that just might sweep you off your feet.