Since no one else is taking this seriously, I thought I'd step it from "Not serious at all" to "Ok, seriously dude, that's just ridiculous". So, for today, I'm looking for someone who wants to play ping pong on poitou donkeys. (those are the real shaggy looking ones). I'm sure that sounds ridiculous, but seriously, you should see my inbox. I had my hopes, but now more like my doubts, that there is someone out there with mostly realistic expectations with a little something that adds some spice to life. Oh, by the way, I absolute cannot handle another message from someone twice my age bragging about what they can do to me once they take their teeth out... seriously, that's disturbing.
In the spirit of trying to increase my desirability with better compatibility, I’m trying to adapt to the ever so popular vegetarian and vegan enthusiasts. So I converted some of my recipes to fit. I gotta tell ya, while that chicken & rice without the chicken was pretty bland, damn that was easy to make. Thanks 10 Minute Rice? Tomorrow night, I’ gonna turn chicken cordon bleu into baked cheese balls! Yehhhh!
If everyone is just looking at pictures, and not reading anything, couldn't we all just save a ton of time and swipe on tinder or something? I mean honestly, almost every email I get is, "hi", Hey there!", "Hi, how are you", etc, etc.... it simply means you looked at my picture and have no care as to what I'm about. I'm flattered, but not intrigued. The digital age of dating should open doorways to people that would otherwise be non-existent, not a web of endless options where decisions never get made. Seriously, if not me, find someone, anyone, and just get to know them. You might be pleasantly surprised. Ok, maybe mortified, but hopefully surprised.
Thoughts to Ponder: A couple decided to commit suicide together. We'll call them person A and person B. They go to a bridge, count to 3, and jump. Person A didn't actually jump. Instead, watched person B fall... untill the parachute opened. So, who betrayed who?
If I were a midget, I could always look to reach new heights. If I were the freakishly tall man at the circus, is it just as promising to sink down to new lows? Either way, at 6’0”, I think I’m doing alllllright! Ok. truthfully, I’m only 5’12”. There, my daily dose of honesty. ;)
This morning I went to Starbuck's for my daily fix. I put chocolate powder in my coffee. I know, plenty people tell me it's weird. Anyway, I turn it over to sprinkle some in... and guess what happened... Yep, top came off, lid at the bottom of the cup, and a coffee that was extra chocolatey sweet. Some might have gotten upset over this. But me, I took it as a sign. I thought, hmmmm.... I must be single because I'm not sweet enough, and the extra chocolate in the coffee was the sign telling me to be a sweeter guy.... So... In an attempt to be extra sweet, I rewrote this wonderful little poem...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Gimme your damn chocolate
So I can be sweeter to you
Haha.... I crack me up. It's true, the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. And if you use chocolate, I'm halfway there.
Ok, back to......
=== My Original Profile ===
I'm just a guy looking for a girl…
I like to kiss slowly
Love tenderly &
Embrace life completely
I really enjoy the great outdoors
Reading and writing poetry
Mixed CDs for or from that special someone
Horror films &
Maintaining a fit & healthy lifestyle