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24 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 6:01pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
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Relationship Type
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: i am only on this site to make friends with people who have hot tubs or swimming pools or both. both is best. i am not into internet dating. i am into internet pool finding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to swim but fuck a membership fee
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
treading water.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my speedo and towel
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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have you ever seen someone on here and been like, "i PROMISE i know that dude" and then took a quick peek at his profile and it turns out that he's dull as shit and basic as a motherfucker, like we're talking shirtless selfies and tapout shirts basic, and you just kinda feel weird for a while because you thought he was kind of cool when you first saw him?

that's basically me with this whole okc fiasco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-a flimsy old wine box, made of light wood. i use it to prop up my laptop, because my last two died of overheating. it used to be clean but it has incense ash rubbed into it and stains from when i tried to clean it with a damp towel.
-a makeshift shelf. it has an amplifier under it and a speaker on top. the sides are made from four glass blocks and the top might be from an old cabinet. it has lived in my last two apartments.
-tiger print rug. large, coarse, classy as hell. fits my room's decor well. for the record, i use words like "decor" pretty often, so like... you know. deal with it.
-a bag of paints and wiry brushes. i ran out of linseed oil like six months ago and it's been collecting dust ever since. given to me by my stepmother, who looks like a cat owner. she mostly used it for still lifes and quaint pictures of horses grazing. i once used it to paint the head of someone who passed out on my couch. different strokes.
-a conspicuous grouping of bottles on my coffee table. two of them are two-part pourable resin, one is silicone rubber, and one is drying retarder. these probably go somewhere
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shabbily dressed
screaming uncontrollably
angry at someone's grandpa
earning valhalla on the fields of battle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
date idea: let's get coffee and force some small talk
date idea: let's insult one another mercilessly until one of us cries, the other is the "date winner"
date idea: let's drop acid and fingerpaint in the park
date idea: let's message one another on okc for a week until one or both of us lose interest
You should message me if
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you have a pool or hot tub