And then you do it again. Because life is a funny thing, and callback jokes are damn fine comedy.
Which is okay, if you're willing to laugh at yourself.
Fortunately, I like laughing at myself--it's good TV. I also like driving fast, even if I wear a seatbelt. I like drinking cheap beer and expensive scotch. I like falling asleep while spooning and being woken up for early-morning sex. I like finding things in common with strangers I meet at bars and parties. I like getting lost in the desert. I like learning ridiculous new things, like painting figurines, or making my own cologne, or infusing alcohol, or shaving with a straight razor. I like raucously partying and quietly pondering on my own in the small hours of the morning.
Ultimately, I like gulping down life as fast as I can for as long as I can. I'd like to meet people who are like me.