Coming up with peculiar ways for putting things. Don't believe me?
Take a look at this recent cover letter. I'm peculiar, unique,
verbose and just the man for the job:
Concerning the affiliate associated with the XXX position:
Modern social media can be an enigma, but an effective strategist
can see through the white noise, diagnose the chatter and engage
their audience with increasingly improved results.
Individuals who embody these traits, as well as keep their cool
under pressure, stay poised in the presence of adversity, work
efficiently unsupervised, thrive alongside peers and public alike
as well as remain mindful of shifting priorities, circumstance and
deadlines are not common place; but if your position seeks a
diverse and versatile person such as this, then know your search is
I've become interested in the XXX position because XXX is seeking a
skill set that is synonymous with my own and the opportunity to
advance such an established brand is uniquely appealing. I'm
passionate about reaching the maximum potential from my audiences;
as such, stimulating high user engagement rates, like click-through
ratio, has always come naturally.
Beneficial to your search is that I am a person of many strengths,
most notably social media, and whether it's Facebook, Twitter, G+,
Instagram, Pinterst, Tumblr or a new platform yet to be devised, I
acclimate to account optimization quickly.
My other strengths include headline generation, copywriting and
editing, diligent research, quips, Adobe's Creative Suite including
Photoshop, Dreamweaver and InDesign in addition to HTML (with
plenty of experience in CSS, CMS, Hootsuite, and Search Engine
I possess a well-rounded personality, a positive outlook, an
organized approach, even temperament, initiative and an innate
interest in numbers, reports, analytics, sales, statistics and
I'm limber of mind, considerate and kind. Where others sulk in
disappointment or defeat, I see opportunity for improvement and
obstacles to overcome.
I take passion in my work, even the mundane aspects that I strive
to improve on a daily basis, enjoy people and all their quirks, and
am known for my infectiously upbeat attitude.
I embody each of the required qualifications of the position. My
persistence, intelligence and creativity are assets in any
Thank you for your time.