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fry71

44 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gee, SO much fun writing about myself.

Quick summary, I grew up in Wisconsin, don’t like the Packers, and lived in MN for over 20 years now. I grew up in the middle of nowhere and can still appreciate wide open spaces and silence. I have a good job doing IT work that I’ve been at for 19 years. Moved to Crystal not too long ago, and am still trying to figure out where the fun spots are.

I try to be a good person and treat everyone with respect, except douche bags.

I have a deep fondness for the silly, and have a hard time finding things that can’t be laughed at.

Bullet Points!
I read. A lot.
I prefer Cute to Hot.
I don’t believe I’m 42
Even after being kicked in the face, I’m still positive. Mostly.
I’m a bit of a geek.
I know more dirty jokes than you. Or anyone you know.
I can play guitar. Badly.
I sleep-punched two different people. Not on the same night.
I prefer activity to excercise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perverting song lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are up here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mystery novels, sci-fi and fantasy, seriously messed-up graphic novels.
Movies: Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Zombieland, Truman Show, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Sin City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Picture Claire, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Animal House, Kingpin, Dr. Strangelove, Miller's Crossing and many more.
Shows: I love almost any live music, for tv Person of Interest, Blacklist, Amy Schumer, NCIS, Archer, Game of Thrones
Music: All over the board. Some examples: Ani Difranco, AC/DC, Pink, Le Tigre, the Ting Tings, White Stripes, Sex Pistols, The Muffs, Linda Perry, Iron Maiden, Wheatus, ABBA, Roger Waters, the Soviettes, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Hole, L7, Violent Femmes, Buffalo Alice, the Dollyrots, The Handsome Family
Food: Most anything except seafood and Indian. Thai food is excellent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
slave to nothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I lock my car? What’s that noise? Do people who work at Lipton take coffee breaks? Why does OKC have ads for Match.com?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If there's a good band playing I'll check them out, otherwise catching up on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For free? No. Wait, my head fits in a cannon.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the world would end if you don't. Seriously. What if it will? Can you afford to take that chance? Are you prepared to face the consequences of your inaction?

What can I say? I'm looking for the one, that one person who I find to be totally amazing and want to be the most amazing person for so we can run off and be amazing together.