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fry71

43 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Gee, SO much fun writing about myself.

Quick summary, I grew up in Wisconsin, don’t like the Packers, and lived in MN for over 20 years now. I grew up in the middle of nowhere and can still appreciate wide open spaces and silence. I have a good job doing IT work that I’ve been at for 19 years. Moved to Crystal not too long ago, and am still trying to figure out where the fun spots are.

I try to be a good person and treat everyone with respect, except douche bags.

I have a deep fondness for the silly, and have a hard time finding things that can’t be laughed at.

Bullet Points!
I read. A lot.
I prefer Cute to Hot.
I don’t believe I’m 42
Even after being kicked in the face, I’m still positive. Mostly.
I’m a bit of a geek.
I know more dirty jokes than you. Or anyone you know.
I can play guitar. Badly.
I sleep-punched two different people. Not on the same night.
I prefer activity to excercise.
I’m really good at
Perverting song lyrics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mystery novels, sci-fi and fantasy, seriously messed-up graphic novels.
Movies: Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Zombieland, Truman Show, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Sin City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Picture Claire, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Animal House, Kingpin, Dr. Strangelove, Miller's Crossing and many more.
Shows: I love almost any live music, for tv How I Met Your Mother, NCIS, Burn Notice, Archer, The Venture Brothers
Music: All over the board. Some examples: Ani Difranco, AC/DC, Pink, Le Tigre, the Ting Tings, White Stripes, Sex Pistols, The Muffs, Linda Perry, Iron Maiden, Wheatus, ABBA, Roger Waters, the Soviettes, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Hole, L7, Violent Femmes, Buffalo Alice
Food: Most anything except seafood and Indian. Thai food is excellent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I lock my car? What’s that noise? Do people who work at Lipton take coffee breaks? Why does OKC have ads for Match.com?
On a typical Friday night I am
If there's a good band playing I'll check them out, otherwise catching up on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For free? No. Wait, my head fits in a cannon.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the world would end if you don't. Seriously. What if it will? Can you afford to take that chance? Are you prepared to face the consequences of your inaction?