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fuckusernamebs

22 F Kingston, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Brit.

Recently moved from the U.S. to an organic farm here in Ontario to be with my family and learn more about organic gardening, raising livestock, and self-sustainability. It's kind of badass learning the basics of how to live off grid and generate your own power. Even though I have to wake up insanely early to move the solar panels and feed chickens.

K, I actually enjoy labels because they save me the trouble of having to describe myself in more detailed terms. So here we go.

Humanist. Vegetarian. Feminist. Anarchist. Art nerd. Not stoner, cannabis enthusiast. Comedy nerd. Redditor. INFP. Mostly female. Earthling.

For funsies I like to read, write, draw, paint, sculpt, play juggle sticks or awkwardly attempt the djembe. Singing is cool, especially with the accompaniment of nice punk/folksy friends. Kayaking is always good. I'm trying super hard to get myself into gardening.

I identify as bisexual/pansexual/queer. Strong preference for dating women. I'm non-monogamous (theoretically, it seems,) single, and mostly just looking for friends and kink-oriented play partners. Send a private message for fetlife details.
What I’m doing with my life
Farming, mostly. Writing bad poetry. Reading too much.
I’m really good at
Deconstructing small-mindedness in casual conversations. Not developing a Southern accent. Air hockey. Getting your pets to like me more than than you.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm not from around here. Wherever I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am too lazy to list anything but my taste in music:

-Amanda Palmer(!)
-Kimya Dawson(!)
-The Dresden Dolls
-Tune Yards(!)
-Vermillion Lies
-Emilie Autumn
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Queen
-Nirvana
-Serj Tankien
-The White Stripes
-Say Anything(!)
-The Glitch Mob
-Mindless Self Indulgence
-Opeth
-Ram-zet(!)
-Reign of Kindo(!)
-Regina Spektor
-Eiffel 65
-No Doubt
-Death Cab For Cutie
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Tool
-A Perfect Circle
-Jeffrey Lewis(!)
-Katzenjammer
-Veruca Salt
-Jack Off Jill
-Tom Waits
-Andrew Jackson Jihad
-Matson Jones
-Takenobu
-Vagabond Swing

Oh and food 'cause I'm totally addicted, I eat some like every day:

-portabello mushrooms
-soy chic'en salad sandwiches
-sunchips
-hummus. On everything.
-salad with a shit ton of french dressing
-tofu panang curry
-sushi and gingerrr
The six things I could never do without
X Marijuana-induced introspection
X Notebooks to write and draw in
X Private moments spent in nature
X Other people's dogs
X The glorious and almighty internet
X The ability to make awesome lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fighting the establishment, vintage clothing, compound curse words, my next cup of coffee, what it would be like to be in a band, dark cabaret music, what kind of impact I'm leaving on the earth
On a typical Friday night I am
indulging in various forms of escapism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get my internet from a little laptop on a shed on a hill. Life is strange sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
you consider yourself
~ sex-positive
~ consent-minded
~ intelligent
~ unassuming
~ kinky
~ 420 friendly

I'm open to messages from single women and from couples, but not from single men. Thanks for respecting that and not adding to the list of cis gender white males who seem to think they are special enough to just send a quick message anyway. I'm sure you are very special and smart and unique in your own little snowflake way. I'm still not interested.