Let me forewarn you: I love, love, LOVE toilet humor, and most of my family seems to as well. So hey, at least I'm honest!
When it comes to my work, I'm known to utilize dedication and people skills to assist creatives and "normal" people in reaching a common ground. Otherwise, I don't know what to say! I've always approached dating as a way to meet new friends. I never expect anything more than that in the beginning.
Otherwise, I've done the whole 5-year live-in virtual marriage thing. I know what it takes to work on a relationship and maintain it. Good communication is key.
I am witty, funny, dorky, and sincere.