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27 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Mar 6
- 5′ 5″ (1.65m)
- Body Type
- Relationship Type
- Has dogs and has cats
Trying to grasp on to the last 4 years of my 20's by going to bars I hate every week, being thankful every time my hangover lasts less than 48 hours, and growing out my hair to mermaid length once last time before it turns into mom hair forever.
-Never running out of cigarettes.
(Decided to narrow the list down to the important stuff)
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Sometimes I get down with some radio hip-hop.
I usually fall asleep watching the Investigative Discovery channel, after hours upon hours of viewing the number one thing I've learned is your husband will eventually kill you.
I re-watch all seasons of Arrested Development about once every 2 months.
Food= Cadbury Creme Eggs.
A solid 6 hours of sleep
Oh, and food.
- Straight guys only
- Ages 23–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
I'm sure Dr. Phil would tell you that this whole "stone hearted bitch" deal I am dishing out is just some kind of coping mechanism. If you want to be my boyfriend forever though, I'd want you to knock him out after he told you that.. But really, I'm not over here cutting dudes dicks off and stomping on kittens. I'm just shy, so message me if you think we'd get along or something.
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