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27 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 30
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Used up
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Desultory kiwi cis man. Trying to be well-read; failing.

I have a beard. I like to talk about everything. I am always drinking coffee. I like boys and girls who wear suits. I'm trying to write in longer sentences.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for a charity. Drinking wine in a new bar with a good book. Hiding under my covers. Listening to R&B and rap and good pop.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Undercut, beard, how good I look in a suit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These sections always get too long, so here is a small selection of my favourite books:
- Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
- Sergio de la Pava, A Naked Singularity

I also love books by China Mieville, any of the Brontes, Hilary Mantel, Roberto Bolano, David Foster Wallace, Junot Diaz, and many other authors. I'm iffy on Atwood.

I like lots of film and TV. My favourite directors are Haneke and Kaufman. My favourite films are All About My Mother, The Baader Meinhof Complex, and I Am Love. I watch The Thick of It, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Seinfeld, and lots more besides.

Hip-hop and R&B are my favourites. I currently like Kevin Gates, Cassie, Mister Motherfuckin' Exquire, Yeezy, The-Dream, Big Boi, old-school Outkast, Shabazz Palaces, Heems, Joey Badass, and most other shit with a good flow or a decent beat. I have a big soft spot for Rufus Wainwright, the fiery nimbus of my loins.

I'm vegetarian, and love salty, earthy, dark, pungent foods: olives, eggplant, marmite, dark red wines, vinegary chips, coffee. My risottos usually have more gorgonzola than rice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. the ability to answer inane internet questions
2. the ability to terminate lists prematurely
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anti-capitalism, politics, social justice, sexism/racism/homophobia, how soon until I can get a coffee next, science, red wine, literature, the construction of social systems of power and how law fits into that, etymology, why I'm not drunk yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trimming my beard. Maybe at Hootananny's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like being the little spoon.
You should message me if
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If you will buy me these:

If you want to be a writer some day, too, but are scared you'll be no good at it.